Weirdest convo EVAR!!!1!1!!!@!!1!eleven!!1!!!

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[18:22] MarkBryJr: Aaaah, back in the day...
[18:22] MarkBryJr: Back in the day, we didn't have these new fangled PSPs
[18:22] Drizzts Lover: crazy kids
[18:22] MarkBryJr: And we had to walk FIFTEEN MILES to school
[18:22] MarkBryJr: UPHILL
[18:22] MarkBryJr: BOTH WAYS.
[18:22] Drizzts Lover: IN SIX FEET OF SNOW
[18:23] Drizzts Lover: WITH ONLY A POTATO TO KEEP OUR HANDS WARM
[18:23] MarkBryJr: AND WE DID IT ON ONE FOOT BECAUSE WE WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD TWO SHOES
[18:23] Drizzts Lover: NOT TO MENTION WE ONLY HAD ONE FOOT
[18:23] Drizzts Lover: BECAUSE THE FROSTBITE FROM THE WALK TO SCHOOL KILLED THE OTHER ONE
[18:23] Drizzts Lover: BUT WE DIDN'T COMPLAIN
[18:24] MarkBryJr: CAUSE WE WERE USED TO IT
[18:24] Drizzts Lover: CAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE "PSP'S" TO TAKE OUR MINDS OFF OF THE 18 HOUR SCHOOL DAYS
[18:24] MarkBryJr: DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON GOING SHOPPING.
[18:24] Drizzts Lover: WE COULDN'T JUST "GO HANG AT THE MALL"
[18:25] Drizzts Lover: SHOPPING WAS AT LEAST A TWO-WEEK EXCURSION
[18:25] Drizzts Lover: FOR FLOUR AND MILK
[18:25] MarkBryJr: FIFTEEN HUNDRED MILES, MIND YOU
[18:25] Drizzts Lover: WALKING
[18:25] MarkBryJr: UP A MOUNTAIN
[18:25] MarkBryJr: WITH ONE FOOT
[18:25] Drizzts Lover: IN 16 FEET OF SNOW
[18:25] Drizzts Lover: AND ONLY A POTATO TO KEEP OUR HANDS WARM
[18:26] MarkBryJr: OR PSP'S TO KEEP OUR MINDS OFF THE TINY ROCKS POKING HOLES IN OUR FEET
[18:26] Drizzts Lover: *FOOT
[18:26] MarkBryJr: OH YEAH.
[18:26] MarkBryJr: FOOT.
[18:26] MarkBryJr: AND THEN WE HAD TO GET BACK DOWN
[18:26] Drizzts Lover: WITH RABID MOUNTAIN LIONS ON OUR BACKS
[18:26] MarkBryJr: WAAAAY BEFORE SOME PRICK INVENTED SKI LIFTS
[18:26] Drizzts Lover: WE LOST OUR POTATOES ALMOST EVERY TIME
[18:27] MarkBryJr: HAD TO USE THEM FOR BAIT
[18:27] Drizzts Lover: TO KEEP THE BEARS AT BAY
[18:27] MarkBryJr: AND WHEN THAT DIDN'T WORK
[18:27] MarkBryJr: WE HAD TO EAT OUR SIBLINGS FOR FOOD
[18:27] Drizzts Lover: WE GAVE THEM OUR LAST FOOT
[18:27] Drizzts Lover: AND SLID DOWN THE MOUNTAIN ON OUR BELLIES
[18:27] MarkBryJr: WITHOUT BREAK PADS
[18:28] MarkBryJr: BUT THEN
[18:28] MarkBryJr: THERE WERE THE RICH KIDS
[18:28] MarkBryJr: THEY RODE DONKEYS TO SCHOOL
[18:28] Drizzts Lover: DARN THEM
[18:28] MarkBryJr: AND HAD TWO, YES TWO FEET
[18:29] Drizzts Lover: ALWAYS FLAUNTING THEIR FEET
[18:29] Drizzts Lover: WITH SHOES
[18:29] Drizzts Lover: SOME OF THEM EVEN HAD SOCKS
[18:29] Drizzts Lover: SPOILED BRATS
[18:30] MarkBryJr: SO WE'D START FIGHTS WITH THEM
[18:30] Drizzts Lover: BUT IT NEVER WORKED OUT FOR US
[18:30] Drizzts Lover: BECAUSE HAVING ONE FOOT ALWAYS PUT US AT A DISADVANTAGE
[18:30] MarkBryJr: 'CAUSE IT'S HARD TO DO A DOUBLE ROUND HOUSE KICK WITH ONE FOOT, YA KNOW
[18:30] MarkBryJr: THAT STUMP OF A LEG WE HAD WAS NEVER QUITE LONG ENOUGH
[18:31] Drizzts Lover: YOU COULD ONLY HALF-WAY PROP YOURSELF ON THE STUB AND SWING WITH THE OTHER LEG, AND IT ONLY CAME UP TO ABOUT THEIR MID-SECTION
[18:31] MarkBryJr: SO THEY'D CATCH US
[18:31] MarkBryJr: AND BREAK OUR ARMS
[18:31] MarkBryJr: AND SINCE WE DIDN'T HAVE HOSPITALS BACK THEN
[18:32] Drizzts Lover: (WE COULDN'T EVEN HOLD OUR POTATOES ANYMORE)
[18:32] Drizzts Lover: SO OUR HANDS WOULD DIE OF FROSTBITE
[18:32] Drizzts Lover: AND OUR MOMS AND DADS WERE ALWAYS OUT WORKING IN THE SNOW FIELDS
[18:32] Drizzts Lover: SO WE HAD TO STINT THEM OURSELVES
[18:32] Drizzts Lover: WITH DEVIL'S WALKING STICKS
[18:32] Drizzts Lover: BECAUSE IT WAS THE ONLY VEGETATION AVAILABLE
[18:32] Drizzts Lover: AT 2000,0000 FT
[18:33] MarkBryJr: AND WE'D LOOK LIKE EVIL MURDEROUS POGO STICKS
[18:33] MarkBryJr: SO WE COULD NEVER GET DATES
[18:33] MarkBryJr: BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD WANT TO DATE AN MURDEROUS POGO STICK
[18:33] Drizzts Lover: (NO ONE WOULD DATE A POOR GUY WITH POGO STICKS FOR ARMS AND NO POTATO TO KEEP HER WARM)
[18:33] Drizzts Lover: SO THE RICH KIDS WOULD WIN AGAIN
[18:34] Drizzts Lover: RIDING OFF INTO THE SNOW STORM WITH THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AND THEIR DONKEYS AND THEIR FEET AND SOCKS AND SHOES
[18:34] MarkBryJr: SO ONE NIGHT
[18:34] MarkBryJr: YOUR GRANDMA AND I RAN OVER TO THE TWO FOOTS ONLY CAMP
[18:34] MarkBryJr: AT MIDNIGHT
[18:34] MarkBryJr: WITH A BUZZSAW
[18:34] Drizzts Lover: (ATTACHED TO YOUR POGO ARMS)
[18:35] MarkBryJr: WE CARRIED BASKETS AROUND OUR NECKS AND WE CALLED THEM POGO ARMS
[18:35] Drizzts Lover: WE KILLED EVERY DONKEY THEY OWNED
[18:35] Drizzts Lover: AND WE TOOK EVERY SOCK THEY HAD FOR FUEL FOR THAT NEW-FANGLED "FIRE" WE'D HEARD OF
[18:36] Drizzts Lover: AND WE ATE THE LEATHER ON THE SHOES
[18:36] MarkBryJr: BEST FEAST WE HAD IN AGES
[18:36] Drizzts Lover: BUT AFTER THAT, WE BECAME FAT AND COULD NO LONGER SLIDE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN ON OUR BELLIES. WE HAD TO ROLL
[18:37] Drizzts Lover: SO OUR ENTIRE BODY FELL PREY TO THE MOUNTAIN LIONS
[18:37] MarkBryJr: AND THAT'S HOW YOUR GRANDPAPPY'S BEST FRIEND DIED: WHEN THE LION TRIED TO EAT HIM, THE PUNCTURE FROM THEIR TEETH CAUSED HIM TO DEFLATE RAPIDLY
[18:37] MarkBryJr: AND HE WENT FLYING
[18:37] MarkBryJr: INTO THE DEVIL'S WALKING STICK PATCH
[18:38] Drizzts Lover: IT WAS A TERRIBLE SIGHT
[18:38] Drizzts Lover: HIS BLOOD TRAIL LED THE LIONS TO OUR ENCAMPMENT
[18:38] MarkBryJr: LARD WENT EVERYWHERE
[18:38] Drizzts Lover: IT WAS A WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER
[18:38] Drizzts Lover: AND THE SEAGULLS CAME TO PECK OUT THE EYEBALLS OF OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
[18:38] MarkBryJr: THE ONLY WAY YOUR GRANDMA AND I SURVIVED WAS BY ROLLING UP OUR RELATIVES UP INTO A HUMAN SHEILD SUIT
[18:39] Drizzts Lover: NO SEAGULL COULD PENETRATE
[18:39] Drizzts Lover: WE SURVIVED INSIDE THIS SUIT FOR THREE YEARS, GORGING OURSELVES ON THE INTESTINES OF OUR FAMILY
[18:40] Drizzts Lover: UNTIL ONE DAY WE EMERGED INTO THIS STRANGE PLACE
[18:40] Drizzts Lover: WHERE CELESTE IS THIRTEEN AND SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL COOL
[18:40] Drizzts Lover: WITH HER PSP'S AND COLORED CONTACTS
[18:40] MarkBryJr: SO WE ATE HER TOO
[18:40] MarkBryJr: 'CAUSE WE WERE HUNGRY
[18:40] Drizzts Lover: AND SHE WAS THERE
[18:41] MarkBryJr: AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOMMY, CHILD.
[18:41] Drizzts Lover: IT WAS ONLY OUT OF NECESSITY THAT WE ATE THE CONTENTS OF HER BRAIN
[18:41] Drizzts Lover: YEARS INSIDE A HUMAN SHIELD SUIT, WAITING FOR THE MOUNTAIN LIONS TO RIP THROUGH YOUR BACK CAN DO THINGS TO YOU
[18:41] Drizzts Lover: THINGS CHILDREN OF TODAY COULD NOT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND
[18:42] MarkBryJr: IT WAS HORRIBLE TIMES, YOU UNDERSTAND
[18:43] Drizzts Lover: THERE WAS NOTHING WE COULD DO TO PREVENT THE OCCURRENCES OF THOSE YEARS PAST
[18:44] MarkBryJr: NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE WONDERING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DADDY A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN HE DISAPPEARED
[18:44] Drizzts Lover: INTERESTING STORY, ACTUALLY
[18:44] Drizzts Lover: YOU SEE, AFTER WE ATE YOUR MOTHER HE NEVER WAS THE SAME
[18:45] MarkBryJr: HE WAS TALKING TO FINE CHINA AND THREATENING TO SNEEZE ON OUR 18 CATS
[18:45] MarkBryJr: WHICH IS UNACCEPTABLE
[18:45] MarkBryJr: ACCORDING TO THE OLD WAYS
[18:45] Drizzts Lover: HE KEPT MURMURING SOMETHING ABOUT HOW HE HAD TO CALL THESE PEOPLE... THE POLEECE?
[18:45] Drizzts Lover: WHICH WAS ALSO ENTIRELY UNACCEPTABLE
[18:45] MarkBryJr: ...I THINK IT WAS THE PLEEZIES.
[18:45] MarkBryJr: ANYWAY
[18:46] Drizzts Lover: TO RID OURSELVES OF THIS EMBARASSMENT TO WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE FAMILY
[18:46] MarkBryJr: THE OLD WAYS SAID TO DISPOSE OF CHINA TALKING CAT SNEEZING PLEEZIES CALLING PEOPLE YOU HAD TO THROW YOUR MILK AT HIM
[18:46] MarkBryJr: BUT, AS IT TURNED OUT
[18:47] MarkBryJr: HE HAD ALREADY CALLED THE PLEEZIES
[18:47] Drizzts Lover: WE HEARD THEM COMING FROM A MILE AWAY, WITH OUR OLD WAY SENSES
[18:47] MarkBryJr: OF COURSE
[18:47] Drizzts Lover: WE COULD PRACTICALLY SEE AN ORB OF RED AND BLUE
[18:47] Drizzts Lover: SURROUNDING THEIR STEALTH VEHICLE
[18:47] MarkBryJr: BUT IT COULDN'T FOOL US
[18:47] Drizzts Lover: THEIR EVIL ENERGY SCREAMED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE SIRENS
[18:48] MarkBryJr: 'CAUSE OUR EARS ARE MAGICAL
[18:48] Drizzts Lover: THERE IS NO SNEAKING ON US
[18:48] MarkBryJr: AND WE CAN HEAR IT
[18:48] MarkBryJr: SO
[18:48] MarkBryJr: WE HEARD THE EVIL SCREECHING AND SAW THE REDBLUE ORBS
[18:48] MarkBryJr: AND WE PANICKED.
[18:49] Drizzts Lover: WE HAD NO POTATOES TO THROW AT THEM, AS WOULD BE THE OLD, ACCEPTED WAY OF DEALING WITH THESE EVIL SPIRITS
[18:49] MarkBryJr: AND WE ALSO COULDN'T DECIDE WHAT TO HAVE FOR DINNER AS IT WAS
[18:49] MarkBryJr: WITH THE GROCERY STORES ON MOUNTAINS AND ALL
[18:49] Drizzts Lover: WE WERE QUICKLY RUNNING OUT OF CATS, ALSO
[18:49] Drizzts Lover: WHAT BEGAN AS EIGHTEEN HAD DWINDLED TO 3
[18:49] Drizzts Lover: HARDLY ENOUGH FOR THE FEAST WE HAD PLANNED THAT EVENING
[18:50] MarkBryJr: NOT NEARLY ENOUGH FOR FETTUCCINE A LA FELINE
[18:50] MarkBryJr: THE RECIPE CALLS FOR FOUR CATS.
[18:50] Drizzts Lover: NOR ROAST OF CAT TAIL
[18:50] Drizzts Lover: AT LEAST SIX!
[18:51] MarkBryJr: SO WE DECIDED TO DISPOSE OF THE CHINA TALKING CAT SNEEZING PLEEZIE CALLING EVILDOER
[18:51] MarkBryJr: IN ORDER TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE OF THE CALL
[18:51] MarkBryJr: HOW DID WE GET RID OF THAT NUISANCE AGAIN?
[18:52] MarkBryJr: MY MEMORY FAILS ME.
[18:52] Drizzts Lover: IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH SALT...
[18:52] Drizzts Lover: AND WATER
[18:52] MarkBryJr: NO
[18:52] MarkBryJr: WASN'T IT BAKING SODA AND VINEGAR?
[18:53] MarkBryJr: I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER RANTING ABOUT HOW OUR GRANDCHILDREN STOLE OUR IDEA FOR A SCIENCE FAIR
[18:53] Drizzts Lover: ....
[18:53] Drizzts Lover: MAYBE
[18:53] MarkBryJr: THE FEINDISH THEIVES
[18:53] Drizzts Lover: RED DYE, ALSO
[18:53] MarkBryJr: YES
[18:53] Drizzts Lover: I REMEMBER RED DYE
[18:53] MarkBryJr: AND A BONE DRILL
[18:54] MarkBryJr: WAIT
[18:54] MarkBryJr: I REMEMBER NOW
[18:54] Drizzts Lover: AND THREE OVEN MITTS
[18:54] MarkBryJr: WE TURNED HIM INTO WHAT WE CALLED A VOLCANO
[18:54] MarkBryJr: WHICH THE SCIENTISTS OF YOUR DAY STOLE FROM US
[18:54] MarkBryJr: THE FEINDISH THEIVES.
[18:54] Drizzts Lover: NAMED SOME KIND OF EXPLODING MOUNTAIN AFTER IT
[18:54] Drizzts Lover: THOSE EXPLOSIONS DON'T DO OURS JUSTICE
[18:54] MarkBryJr: I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE PATENTED IT.
[18:55] Drizzts Lover: WE WERE PANICKED
[18:55] Drizzts Lover: AND I WAS STILL TRYING TO GATHER THE CATS TO FLEE
[18:55] MarkBryJr: AND THE "VOLCANO" MADE A VERY LARGE MESS
[18:55] Drizzts Lover: COVERED THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD IN RED DYE, AS IT WAS
[18:55] Drizzts Lover: EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION, "PAINT THE TOWN RED"?
[18:56] MarkBryJr: THAT WAS US
[18:56] Drizzts Lover: FIENDISH THIEVES, TAKING OUR EXPRESSION
[18:56] MarkBryJr: SO IN ORDER TO FIX EVERYTHING
[18:56] MarkBryJr: WE DECIDED TOGETHER
[18:56] MarkBryJr: THAT WE NEEDED TO STOP THE PLEEZIES AND CLEAN UP THE MESS AND ROUND UP THE NOW ONE CAT
[18:57] MarkBryJr: BECAUSE WE GOT HUNGRY WHILE MAKING THE VOLCANO
[18:57] Drizzts Lover: IT TOOK MUCH ENERGY FROM US
[18:57] Drizzts Lover: SO, WHILE I SET UP THE CAT TRAP WITH THE BONE DRILL...
[18:57] Drizzts Lover: AND 3 OVEN MITTS
[18:58] MarkBryJr: I ROLLED AROUND THE HOUSE TRYING TO COME UP WITH A PLAN
[18:58] MarkBryJr: ALLTHEWHILE FURNITURE GETTING STUCK IN THE FOLDS OF MY SKIN
[18:58] Drizzts Lover: WE WERE DESPERATE
[18:58] MarkBryJr: AND STILL HUNGRY
[18:59] Drizzts Lover: OUR STOMACHS HAD BEEN STRETCHED FROM THE YEARS IN THE HUMAN SHIELD SUIT
[18:59] Drizzts Lover: NOTHING SEEMED TO SATIATE OUR HUNGER
[18:59] MarkBryJr: AND I FOUND A RECIPE IN THE KITCHEN FOR PLEEZIES WITH RED SAUCE AND CAT CHUNKS
[18:59] MarkBryJr: ONE CAT REQUIRED
[18:59] Drizzts Lover: IT WAS QUITE REMARKABLE, ACTUALLY
[19:00] MarkBryJr: THE ITALIANS STOLE OUR IDEA SOME TIME LATER
[19:00] Drizzts Lover: CALLED IT, "PIZZA"
[19:00] MarkBryJr: THE FEINDISH THEIVES
[19:00] Drizzts Lover: SO MY BRILLIANT CAT TRAP EVENTUALLY CAUGHT THAT ELUSIVE FELINE
[19:01] Drizzts Lover: AND WE PROMPTLY CHOPPED IT TO BITS WITH THE CLOSEST TOOL AVAILABLE - A THREE-HOLE PUNCHER
[19:01] MarkBryJr: BEST USE OF OVEN MITS AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES I HAD EVER SEEN
[19:02] MarkBryJr: FOLLOWED IN A CLOSE SECOND BY THAT ONE TIME LUKE SKYWALKER MANAGED TO BLOW UP A HUGE EVIL BALL WHILE WEARING OVEN MITTS AND SHOOTING IT DOWN WITH A STARFIGHTER
[19:02] MarkBryJr: BACK THEN, THEY WERE ALL REQUIRED FOR SCHOOL
[19:02] MarkBryJr: DON'T ASK WHY, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
[19:02] MarkBryJr: IT WAS HARD TIMES
[19:02] Drizzts Lover: KIDS TODAY...
[19:02] MarkBryJr: ANYWAY
[19:03] Drizzts Lover: THE PLEEZIES PULLED UP IN OUR YARD ALMOST THE MINUTE THE CAT CHUNKS HAD COME TO A BOIL INSIDE THE RED DYE SAUCE
[19:04] MarkBryJr: AND SINCE YOUR FATHER WAS STILL VOLCANOING IN THE DINING ROOM
[19:04] MarkBryJr: I HAD TO KEEP THE PLEEZIES AT BAY
[19:04] MarkBryJr: WHICH IS HOW MY CAREER AS AN EROTIC DANCER BEGAN
[19:04] MarkBryJr: BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY
[19:04] Drizzts Lover: (YOU CAN'T ADD PLEEZIES TO THE SAUCE UNTIL AT LEAST 30 MINUTES AFTER THE CAT COMES TO BOIL)
[19:05] Drizzts Lover: SO I WAS IN THE DINING ROOM, UH, "ASSISTING" WITH THE DANCING
[19:05] Drizzts Lover: THE COPS WERE ARRESTED IN PLACE
[19:05] Drizzts Lover: THEY HAD NEVER SEEN SUCH A THING BEFORE
[19:05] MarkBryJr: WE STARTED A WORLDWIDE REVOLUTION THAT DAY
[19:05] MarkBryJr: AND THEN ALL THOSE BARS STOLE OUR IDEA
[19:05] MarkBryJr: THE FEINDISH THEIVES.
[19:05] Drizzts Lover: CALLED IT, "STRIPPING"
[19:06] Drizzts Lover: "POLE DANCING"
[19:06] Drizzts Lover: "THE TANGO"
[19:06] Drizzts Lover: "MONSTER MASH"
[19:06] MarkBryJr: "LA CUCARACHA"
[19:06] MarkBryJr: AND WORST OF ALL
[19:06] MarkBryJr: SEXY DANCING
[19:07] Drizzts Lover: FIENDISH THIEVES
[19:07] MarkBryJr: SO
[19:07] MarkBryJr: WE KEPT IT UP FOR HALF AN HOUR
[19:07] Drizzts Lover: UNTIL THE STENCH OF BOILED CAT WAFTED INTO THE KITCHEN, CLEARLY SIGNALLING ITS....
[19:07] Drizzts Lover: .... READINESS
[19:08] MarkBryJr: SO WE BEGAN TO MOVE OUR SHOW TOWARDS THE KITCHEN WHILE I STILL CARRIED YOUR VOLCANOING FATHER BEHIND MY BACK, READY TO ADD HIM TO THE SAUCY MIXTURE
[19:09] Drizzts Lover: VOLCANOING FATHER IS A NATURAL COMPLEMENT TO CAT AND PLEEZIES IN RED SAUCE
[19:09] MarkBryJr: YOUR GRANDMAMMY WAS A CULINARY GENIUS BACK IN THOSE DAYS
[19:09] MarkBryJr: STILL IS, OF COURSE
[19:09] Drizzts Lover: JUST YOU KIDS ARE SO PICKY, I COULD NEVER COULD SOME OF MY FAVORITES
[19:10] Drizzts Lover: SUCH AS THREE-DOG AND CATFISH STEW (OPTIONAL OCTUPUS)
[19:10] MarkBryJr: AND HENRY VI AND CONDOLEEZA RICE A LA KING
[19:10] Drizzts Lover: THEY JUST DON'T APPRECIATE SUCH FINE FLAVORS AS BURNT HAIR AND CRISPY BLACK SKIN
[19:11] MarkBryJr: STOP IT, YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY AGAIN. DO WE STILL HAVE ANY CATS?
[19:11] MarkBryJr: ANYWAY
[19:11] MarkBryJr: WE PUT THEM ALL IN A POT
[19:11] MarkBryJr: A REALLY REALLY BIG POT
[19:12] Drizzts Lover: THE SMELL WOULD HAVE ATTRACTED THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD, HAD THEY NOT ALL BEEN MUTATED BY THE CANCER-CAUSING RED DYE
[19:12] MarkBryJr: BUT IT WAS A VERY SPECIAL POT
[19:12] MarkBryJr: IT HAD A HYPNOTIC EFFECT ON THE NEIGHBORS
[19:12] MarkBryJr: THEY STOLE THE NAME OF OUR POT FOR SOME DRUG
[19:12] Drizzts Lover: I HEARD THE MOVIE COMPANIES STOLE THIS IDEA FROM US.... I THINK IT'S CALLED, "THE HILLS HAVE EYES"
[19:12] MarkBryJr: THEY STOLE THEM BOTH
[19:12] Drizzts Lover: AND SOMETHING ABOUT RED BEING THE BAD COLOR
[19:13] MarkBryJr: THE FEINDISH THEIVES.
[19:13] Drizzts Lover: INDEED
[19:13] Drizzts Lover: ANYWAY, THE MEAL TURNED OUT DELICIOUS
[19:13] Drizzts Lover: MUCH BETTER THAN RELATIVE ORGANS, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF
[19:13] Drizzts Lover: ALTHOUGH YOUR MOTHER'S BRAINS WERE QUITE THE DELICACY
[19:14] MarkBryJr: BUT YOUR FATHER'S SPLEEN COULD HAVE USED A BIT OF GROUND FLOOGAHORN
[19:14] Drizzts Lover: BUT WE WERE PRESSED FOR TIME, YOU UNDERSTAND
[19:14] Drizzts Lover: AND ALL THE FLOOGAHORN WAS IN THE TOP CABINET
[19:14] MarkBryJr: FLOOGAHORNS WERE ALSO INCREDIBLY RARE
[19:14] MarkBryJr: IT WAS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A FLOOGA AND A HORN TO MATE ANYMORE
[19:15] MarkBryJr: SEEING AS FLOOGAS WERE ALMOST EXTINCT
[19:15] Drizzts Lover: KIDS TODAY DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THEY EXISTED
[19:15] Drizzts Lover: HOW SILLY A NOTION - NO FLOOGAS!
[19:15] MarkBryJr: BUT THEY BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS AND DODOS
[19:15] MarkBryJr: BUT NOOOO
[19:15] Drizzts Lover: HOW WOULD LIFE BE WITHOUT FLOOGA AND NISTI CASSEROLE?
[19:15] MarkBryJr: NOT THE POOR FLOOGAS.
[19:15] Drizzts Lover: .... CRAZY KIDS
[19:15] MarkBryJr: YES.
[19:15] MarkBryJr: VERY VERY CRAZY KIDS...
[19:16] MarkBryJr: YOU KNOW, I'M IN THE MOOD FOR PRESIDENT A LA GRANDCHILDREN.
[19:16] MarkBryJr: WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[19:16] Drizzts Lover: SOUNS DELICIOUS
[19:16] Drizzts Lover: DO YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA CAT?
[19:16] Drizzts Lover: I'M RUNNING LOW
[19:16] MarkBryJr: I THINK I HAVE SOME IN MY LIVER HERE...
[19:16] MarkBryJr: AHA
[19:16] MarkBryJr: I DO
[19:16] MarkBryJr: HERE YA GO
[19:16] Drizzts Lover: THANKS
[19:16] Drizzts Lover: :)
[19:17] MarkBryJr: ANYTHING ELSE WE SHOULD ADD?\
[19:17] Drizzts Lover: ....
[19:17] Drizzts Lover: HMMM
[19:17] Drizzts Lover: I THINK I HAVE SOME NISTI IN THE STORAGE CABINET UNDER THE STAIRS ALONG WITH SOME EXTRA CONDOLEEZA RICE
[19:17] MarkBryJr: AND THEN GROUND UP SOME TOE JAM ON THE SIDE...
[19:18] MarkBryJr: MMM DERICIOUS.
[19:18] Drizzts Lover: AAH, NO BETTER DIP THAN TOE JAM
[19:18] MarkBryJr: AAH YES.
[19:18] Drizzts Lover: ...
[19:18] MarkBryJr: ...
[19:18] MarkBryJr: WHERE DID THE GRANDCHILDREN GO?
[19:18] Drizzts Lover: I REALLY DO'NT SEE THEM ANYWHERE
[19:19] Drizzts Lover: OH, CHI-ILDREN!
[19:19] MarkBryJr: ...OH FIDDLESTICKS
[19:19] MarkBryJr: I THINK I HAD THEM FOR A BEDTIME SNACK YESTERDAY.
[19:19] Drizzts Lover: ....
[19:19] MarkBryJr: WE MUST'VE THOUGHT OUR LAMPS WERE OUR GRANDCHILDREN!
[19:19] Drizzts Lover: NO, I THINK THAT WAS THE YOUTH GROUP FROM ACORSS THE STREET, WASN'T IT?
[19:19] Drizzts Lover: OR...
[19:19] Drizzts Lover: OR MAYBE WE HDA THEM FOR LUNCH?
[19:20] MarkBryJr: YES, I THINK WE HAD THOSE CRAZY YOUTHGROUPERS FOR LUNCH
[19:20] MarkBryJr: MMM YOUTH GROUPER. NO BETTER FISH OUT THERE
[19:20] Drizzts Lover: MMMM-MMM-MMM
[19:20] Drizzts Lover: SO FRESH AND DELICIOUS
[19:20] Drizzts Lover: STRAIGHT FROM THE SWIMMING POOL
[19:20] Drizzts Lover: I CAN STILL TASTE THEIR DELICATE LITTLE EYELASHES
[19:21] MarkBryJr: IT MAKES EXCELLENT DENTAL FLOSS TOO
[19:21] Drizzts Lover: YES, YES IT DOES
[19:21] Drizzts Lover: TOE NAILS ARE TASTY, BUT THEY SURE DO STICK IN YOUR TEETH!
[19:22] MarkBryJr: IT'S THE SAME WAY WITH CORNS.
[19:22] MarkBryJr: THE KIND ON THE COB AND THE KIND ON THE FEET
[19:22] Drizzts Lover: YES
[19:22] Drizzts Lover: BUT YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A PROBLEM NOW
[19:22] MarkBryJr: OH, WHAT'S THAT
[19:22] Drizzts Lover: WE CAN'T JUST HAVE PRESIDENT FOR DINNER
[19:22] MarkBryJr: WHY NOT?
[19:22] MarkBryJr: OH, DAMN, DID WE HAVE HIM LAST NIGHT?
[19:23] Drizzts Lover: YES
[19:23] MarkBryJr: WELL THEN
[19:23] Drizzts Lover: OUR MEMORIES... JUST NOT WHAT THEY USED TO BE, ARE THEY?
[19:23] MarkBryJr: WE CAN HAVE VICE PRESIDENT INSTEAD
[19:23] MarkBryJr: NOT QUITE AS GOOD
[19:23] MarkBryJr: BUT IT ALWAYS TASTES GOOD WHEN IT'S AGED
[19:23] Drizzts Lover: I GUESS WITH A FEW SPICES IT MIGHT DO
[19:24] MarkBryJr: I'LL GET THE TAMPONS!
[19:24] Drizzts Lover: (you know, we really are quite insane)
[19:24] MarkBryJr: ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED FROM THE PANTRY?
[19:24] MarkBryJr: (yes, I know.)
[19:25] MarkBryJr: (you think we should stop now?)
[19:25] Drizzts Lover: (that's probably a good idea)
[19:25] Drizzts Lover: I think we could write this up as the weirdest conversation between two people ever
[19:25] MarkBryJr: I am.
[19:25] MarkBryJr: Right now. XD
[19:26] Drizzts Lover: I think I'm going to print this
[19:26] MarkBryJr: So am I.
[19:27] MarkBryJr: Be sure to show it to EVERYONE.
[19:27] Drizzts Lover: Oh, I will