I'm going to start walking with a cane.

Why, you ask?

So I can ask women if they're handicap accessible.

In other news, this is the greatest video ever in the history of everything. I'm serious. Watch to the very, very end. After the credits. After "The End." Trust me.

The sick thing here is that the Fox reporter is actually encouraging Jack Thompson's psychotic ideas. The kids "trained" to kill people by playing Doom? You've got to be fucking kidding me ( Read more... )

My fucking computer is fucked ( Read more... )

Amusing (and difficult) meme(  behind the cut )

It's true. Read it. Seriously.

Never buy a Netgear product. I'm not saying their products are bad, I'm just saying that if you ever have to call their tech support and sit on hold, you'll probably stab yourself in the ear as a combined result of the long wait and the awful, awful, awful music you're forced to endure while on hold ( Read more... )

I would kill for a shoulder massage. I store stress in my shoulders, and I haven't had even a bad massage, even lasting as much as 30 seconds, in a year and a half. It's getting to the point where the tension is getting well past just annoying and into the realm of distractingly painful. Right now I can't even concentrate on reading because of

Went to see Cruxshadows last night, among others. They put on a great show, I have to say. Rogue is a born performer. He also has a minor obsession with climbing on things--I was pretty impressed that he was able to satisfy this need in such a small venue, but he did. Occassionally having to duck so his head (and hair!) wouldn't be through the ( Read more... )

Favorite D&D rule: "Unconscious characters are always considered willing."

Man, I love taking things out of context.

In other news, time to goth up and go to a Cruxshadows show. Should be entertaining.