On religion:

[daf666]

Here's a silly little quiz I took.

I can't say I'm surprised at the results.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Nontheist (79%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (60%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (59%)
8. Taoism (46%)
9. New Age (46%)
10. Reform Judaism (42%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (36%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
13. Scientology (28%)
14. Baha'i Faith (28%)
15. New Thought (26%)
16. Sikhism (25%)
17. Jainism (24%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (16%)
21. Islam (16%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
24. Hinduism (14%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
26. Roman Catholic (12%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (7%)

Per the site, SH's tend to be atheists or agnostics. I'd try to narrow it down for myself, but the truth is that I really don't care. X3

Also, how did I even score on any of these wacky faiths?

You can take the quiz yourself here: http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx