I'm such an old friend that I'm above your anti-old friend discrimination, and you know it motherfucker :)
Booner or no booner, you should have revved that engine and snuck out while she was sleeping. Or if it was at your house, just drugged her and left her unconscious body in the bush.
funny shit man, was interested to find out what you thought of that whole experence. your friends have a point though (which i think i might have made that night), sneak out the next morning or simply dont talk to her. gotta be worth listening to a couple of hours of innane, tedious drivel about rotaries for the payoff (a couple of hours of sex with a hot blonde in a nurses uniform). and they have cream for rashes. guess that perspective makes me a bit of a whore, but oh well. must say that i enjoyed watching that play out, especially paying her out when you left cause shed crashed and burned.
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Booner or no booner, you should have revved that engine and snuck out while she was sleeping. Or if it was at your house, just drugged her and left her unconscious body in the bush.
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