"Hammer. Drill. Screwdriver. 45mm screw."

[dagbrown]

This particular posting will have no pictures in it. I promise. You definitely wouldn’t want to see them.

With the surgery all explained to me, all the consent forms signed, and me all washed and dressed up in a surgery robe with this strange T-shaped bandage on instead of underwear (turns out when one of your legs Don’t Work No More, you need to

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[nessachan]

You are super-brave!!! I am a huge baby when it comes to any sort of discomfort so your sense of humor about all this certainly is amazing to me.

[tau_iota_mu_c]

I probably shouldn't have read that last bit, but other than that, I hope you can take humour in the fact that I've been laughing through your writing. I don't know what at.