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[dahabibi]

It's cold, it's raining, my dog hates me and I'm bored.
So I'll do a few fun memes to cheer me up.

This one failed to the cheering up job. Let's do another one.

Now this one cheered me up for about 3 seconds. I need more than that.

This made me somewhat happy. One more.

So first I kill him, then I marry him? Can't I do it the other way

Comments

[branchesofpaper]

'Ye'll be pursued by Admiral'
so you will love me? lol.

haha, first you kill orli, then marry him.
thats wonderful

[dahabibi]

Yeah. I'll have to drag his dead body all the way up the isle.

Bummer.

And if you persue me, doesn't that mean youy want to kill me? Like, HANG me?

Luckily, there's only an 8% chance of that. So there.