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Deciding to quit smoking the day before Valentine's Day without a valentine isn't pretty, lemme tell you.

May all of you have the best v.d. ever.

"I want to know the truth."
"You think the truth will just crawl up into your lap and purr like a cat? Life is present duties and passing pleasures, my friend. If you want to know truth, you're going to have to work for it."

Okay. Kidnap me now. Anytime. I'm waiting.

The IMS Affliction:

Chronic
Incurable
Genetic

Affects: 50 % of the population

Characterized by:
Lying, cheating, manipulating, hiding, reverting back to childhood, a constant search for mother, clinging to past in attempt to control now.

Curable:
No

Oh, to understand the male species.

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Oh the divinity of cheesecake.

My blessing goes out to the mind that thought of whipping up some cream cheese and goodies on graham cracker crust.

Somebody save me from this town.

How do you upload pictures to entries?

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