That was potentially the most confusing thing anyone's ever told me. And unsurprisingly what most men would consider a godsend and "too good to be true," only confuses and hurts me. Well, the hurt is a two-edged sword. On the one hand it's extremely kind and shows her caring, but on the other hand it makes me wonder what made her say it ( Read more... )

Just for kicks.

Pick your birth month.
- Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you at all.
- Italicize anything that doesn't really fit, but does sort of apply
- Bold the ones that best apply to you.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and ( Read more... )

More completely insane fiction. And yes, it's actually related to the previous piece. On an unrelated note, "Crazy Train is the best song EVER."

( ALL ABOARD! HA HA HA HA! )

God damn it I'm angry. I really shouldn't be. The thing I'm angry at is pretty damn small in the grand scheme and I should really be irked at worst. Probably not even that.

But God dammit instead of handling this rationally I'm ANGRY. What the hell is so wrong with me anyway? I have so fucking much I need to do, and actually for once want to ( Read more... )

From khlara1. Leave me a casual comment of no particular significance, like a lyric to your current favorite song, or your favorite kind of sandwich, maybe your favorite game. Any remark, meaningless or not ( Read more... )

The following is a work of fiction for my own amusement. Consume at your own risk.

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MILF wins. I can't hope to stand up to such a furious onslaught.

What does she win? Well she has the choice between the red snapper, or what's inside the box.

I may be doomed if she picks what's in the box. >.><.<

Well, its a marvelous night for a moondance ( Read more... )

OK various codenames will now be laid down for future reference and my own bookkeeping. A private entry will allow me to reference the real names and identities. Let's get started ( Read more... )

Live Free or Die Hard was bad ass. Better even than the original Die Hard. Or With a Vengeance. And that had fucking Samuel L Jackson ( Read more... )

Any time now I leave for the Wyrd event, to return sometime Sunday. I'll see ya'll then, don't miss me too much. :P ( Read more... )