HEAR ME NOW!

[daikitsune]

This is a notice to anyone who orders pizza to be delivered: You should almost always tip your driver!

Here's why:

Comments

[soappuppy]

I hear someone who needs to visit customers_suck! :)

*snugs* I always tip 15-20%, dear...I didn't have to drive out and get the damned pizza, and I try to make it worth their while :) (Also, I know that if I am sucky, they will make sure I'm last on the next run, and put huskies in my pizza. :)

[daikitsune]

Wow, I like you even more. We drivers have the same reaction to tips as dogs do to food. Give us enough of it, and we'll love you forever. ;)

[corelog]

15% is mah usual tip, yes yes. :)

[daikitsune]

Good! That means that you're a good person in my book...Which I will be writing soon! Okay, not really. But I like that you tip well. :)

[etoyoc]

Heh, remember that you can ALWAYS get vengance on a bad customer. A favorite of mine is to have some transparent tape (the thicker the better) and put a small disk of it over the scumbag's keyhole on the lockl to thier door. A little (or a lot) of cheese/sauce/fish bits in the mailbox also works wonders :)

[daikitsune]

Mmmm...Fish bits.