lol so why hasn't this been posted yet?

[haha1205]

Louise Wener: memoirs of a rock chick

We’re on tour with Blur and if I’m going to be bigger than Damon Albarn, and I definitely am, it might be a good idea to start taking notes.

Note one: [Blur guitarist] Graham Coxon has asked me to marry him. He is drunk. He asks everyone to marry him. Graham Coxon is great company at the start of the evening

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lol 90s

[cansuralama]

He walks up to one girl with glasses and cheerfully informs her: you’re ugly but I’m going to f*** you anyway

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fuck you.

For 48 hours, Graham stops asking me to marry him.

if i were her, i would have said yes in a heartbeat. and then when he sobers up i would be a huge BITCH and refuse to divorce his ass so he would be stuck with me forever. but omg, it's so graham that he wants to marry her instead of a casual fling~ (though graham isn't graham without his bitchy insults lol) while alex is being his usual louche self. and LET'S NOT START ON DAMON AND HIS DOUCHEY (and kinda hot, i have to admit) POMPOUSNESS. seriously, i get so irritated by this kind of behaviour usually but i guess i chalk all these up to 90s being 90s and try to forget that alex would have probably hated me irl? :/ idk

[birday_1]

"He walks up to one girl with glasses and cheerfully informs her: you’re ugly but I’m going to f*** you anyway"

LOL, how romantic. *flips bird* take that, 90's!Alex