The nation heaves a collected shrug.

I didn't even know Chinese people went to the damn beach.

Why am I awake? It's so early. And I'm so bored. So, since everyone else is doing it, and I am incredibly bored, here's my SAT II results (because I know you all care):

Chemistry - 650 (53rd percentile)
US History - 750 (91st percentile)
Literature - 770 (96th percentile)

What else? Saw The Breakup last night. Despite it being a chick-flick, I ( Read more... )

I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

There was definitely a question about auks on Jeopardy! tonight.

Now watch this segue.

New X-Men tomorrow, who's going to see it?

Sweet alcohol, god of afternoons ( Read more... )

Taking a page from Ben's book, post here if you want a copy of the Ocho CD ( Read more... )

Time to go take my AP student packet and wipe my ass with it. Now there's nothing left but coast through the last few days of school, and then the summer time. Ohhhhhhh baby!

What else can you say about last night? Except I still have sand in places there shouldn't be sand.

So I just got home from Masterminds State, and what a trip it was. After a horrid showing in the first round (if not for the boni, we actually would have had netted negative ponts), we absolutely dominated the competition in the consolation round (scoring over 300). We coasted through the semi-finals to make it to the championship round. We had a ( Read more... )