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-:-Currents-:-
Current mood: Happy, I guess?
Current music: Borderline Creep - The Matches
Current taste: Lasagna. Garfield would be jealous.
Current hair: Existant.
Current clothes: My work clothes.
Current annoyance: That my sister's accomplishment will be the topic of worship around here for the next week-two weeks.
Current smell: Some fruity shampoo or something, cause my sister just took a shower.
Current thing I ought to be doing: Nothing.
Current desktop picture: Ninjai.
Current book: Haunted.
Current crush: Eliza Dushku?
Current favorite celeb: Lewis Black.
-Do You-:-
Have sex?: Like a fox.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: I don't really have "normal" dreams. They're always different and REALLY weird...
Remember your first love?: Well, first big crush was first grade, and sure.
Read the newspaper?: news.google.com ftw!
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yes ma'am.
Believe in miracles?: I believe in miracles. (You sexy thing)
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: Sure.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: I'd love to say yes, but when people come in, don't speak a word of english, and expect me to help them based on crazed hand gestures...I'm sorry, but I'm really not.
Consider love a mistake?: Never.
Have a favorite candy?: Reese's? Sure.
Believe in astrology?: No suh.
Believe in magic?: Only if it's done by Harry Potter.
Believe in god?: In a sense.
Have any piercings?: Only 17 on my cock.
Have any tattoos?: NO WAI.
Hate yourself?: When I do something hateworthy.
Have an obsession?: Videogames, good TV shows, WoW (Which can't be filled...)
Have a secret crush?: Nope.
Do they know yet?: Maybe.
Have a best friend?: You could say that.
Wish on stars?: Makes no difference who you are.
Care about looks?: Everyone does to an extent.
-:- L-O-V-E L-I-F-E -:-
First crush: Kim Borgmann, in first grade.
Single or attached?: "attached".
Ever been in love?: Mmhmm.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: That's called lust, honey.
Do you believe in "the one?": I don't think so.
Describe your ideal significant other: Someone that puts up with my shit, while I put up with their's. (I'm not gonna waste time writing it all out)
~~~~~~~~~RANDOM SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hair: On fire.
Eyes: Not on fire.
Height: Six "average" shoes stacked on top of each other, give or take. (Mostly take)
-:-Last thing you-:-
Bought: Lunch at D'Angelos. Aside from food, Command & Conquer.
Ate & Drank: Lasagna + Cran-grape.
-:-EITHER / OR-:-
Club or houseparty: Houseparty, biatch.
Cats or dogs: Dogs, but I like both.
Pen or pencil: Pen. Wanna join the Pen15 club?
Gloves or mittens: Mittens are for losers who don't have the brain power to benefit from having full use of their fingers.
Food or candy: Both, mixed together. [candy, i want it, as i'm sure you know -mc's original answer]
Cassette or cd: Both are so antiquated.
Coke or pepsi: Bawls.
-:-Who do you want to-:-
Kill: Whoever stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Look like: Some kid.
Avoid: My insurance company.
-:-Last person you-:-
Talked to: In person? My sister (Not the bitch one). Online? Laur and Cass, plus still waiting for a response (from like an hour ago) from Feeney.
Hugged: Laurenz.
Instant messaged: See above.
-:-Where do you-:-
Eat: Food court...on a daily basis, it seems.
Cry: Above a bowl, so I can collect my tears and sell them on e-bay when I get e-famous for making a funny internet video.
Wish you were: Inside Jessica Alba.
Dated one of your best friends?: As opposed to one of my enemies?
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: Yes, more tears for the collection.
Broken the law?: Sure thing.
Broken a bone?: Never!
Played Truth Or Dare?: This is true.
-:- What is -:-
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: Chumbawamba. Oh, i thought it said LEAST embarassing...
Your bedroom like?: It's a room, with a bed...for sleeping and shit.
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: Special K (With Berries!)
Your favorite restaurant: Chef Orient? Sure.
-:- Random Questions -:-
What's on your bedside table: Books, alarm clock, light.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: I don't eat, I drink orange juice, milk, other juice, whatever's there...
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: Free Willy.
What is your biggest fear?: Bad grammar.
What feature are you most insecure about?: I dunno, stuff.
Do you ever have to beg?: Like a dog.
Are you a pyromaniac?: I'm a maaaaniac, maaaaniac...
Do you have too many love interests?: I wouldn't call them love interests... Celebs I'd love to stick it to? Yes.
Do you know anyone famous?: Well, mc chris would recognize me, but we're not on a first name basis...
Describe your bed: Pale green, the color of pubes.
Spontaneous or plan?: Spontaneous.
Do you know how to play poker?: Sure.
What do you carry with you at all times?: Phone, wallet, keys.
What do you miss most about being little?: No responsibilities.
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: Heh...a lot.
What was the last song you were listening to?: The Matches. We've been over this.
Have you ever been in a play?: I was the lion in The Wizard Of Oz.
Do you talk a lot?: Sure.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?: I suppose so.
Do you think you're cute?: In that "not cute" kinda way.
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?: Nay
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: More or less.
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: How do I know they're gay or lesbians?
No, really.
Current mood: Happy, I guess?
Current music: Borderline Creep - The Matches
Current taste: Lasagna. Garfield would be jealous.
Current hair: Existant.
Current clothes: My work clothes.
Current annoyance: That my sister's accomplishment will be the topic of worship around here for the next week-two weeks.
Current smell: Some fruity shampoo or something, cause my sister just took a shower.
Current thing I ought to be doing: Nothing.
Current desktop picture: Ninjai.
Current book: Haunted.
Current crush: Eliza Dushku?
Current favorite celeb: Lewis Black.
-Do You-:-
Have sex?: Like a fox.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: I don't really have "normal" dreams. They're always different and REALLY weird...
Remember your first love?: Well, first big crush was first grade, and sure.
Read the newspaper?: news.google.com ftw!
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yes ma'am.
Believe in miracles?: I believe in miracles. (You sexy thing)
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: Sure.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: I'd love to say yes, but when people come in, don't speak a word of english, and expect me to help them based on crazed hand gestures...I'm sorry, but I'm really not.
Consider love a mistake?: Never.
Have a favorite candy?: Reese's? Sure.
Believe in astrology?: No suh.
Believe in magic?: Only if it's done by Harry Potter.
Believe in god?: In a sense.
Have any piercings?: Only 17 on my cock.
Have any tattoos?: NO WAI.
Hate yourself?: When I do something hateworthy.
Have an obsession?: Videogames, good TV shows, WoW (Which can't be filled...)
Have a secret crush?: Nope.
Do they know yet?: Maybe.
Have a best friend?: You could say that.
Wish on stars?: Makes no difference who you are.
Care about looks?: Everyone does to an extent.
-:- L-O-V-E L-I-F-E -:-
First crush: Kim Borgmann, in first grade.
Single or attached?: "attached".
Ever been in love?: Mmhmm.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: That's called lust, honey.
Do you believe in "the one?": I don't think so.
Describe your ideal significant other: Someone that puts up with my shit, while I put up with their's. (I'm not gonna waste time writing it all out)
~~~~~~~~~RANDOM SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hair: On fire.
Eyes: Not on fire.
Height: Six "average" shoes stacked on top of each other, give or take. (Mostly take)
-:-Last thing you-:-
Bought: Lunch at D'Angelos. Aside from food, Command & Conquer.
Ate & Drank: Lasagna + Cran-grape.
-:-EITHER / OR-:-
Club or houseparty: Houseparty, biatch.
Cats or dogs: Dogs, but I like both.
Pen or pencil: Pen. Wanna join the Pen15 club?
Gloves or mittens: Mittens are for losers who don't have the brain power to benefit from having full use of their fingers.
Food or candy: Both, mixed together. [candy, i want it, as i'm sure you know -mc's original answer]
Cassette or cd: Both are so antiquated.
Coke or pepsi: Bawls.
-:-Who do you want to-:-
Kill: Whoever stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Look like: Some kid.
Avoid: My insurance company.
-:-Last person you-:-
Talked to: In person? My sister (Not the bitch one). Online? Laur and Cass, plus still waiting for a response (from like an hour ago) from Feeney.
Hugged: Laurenz.
Instant messaged: See above.
-:-Where do you-:-
Eat: Food court...on a daily basis, it seems.
Cry: Above a bowl, so I can collect my tears and sell them on e-bay when I get e-famous for making a funny internet video.
Wish you were: Inside Jessica Alba.
Dated one of your best friends?: As opposed to one of my enemies?
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: Yes, more tears for the collection.
Broken the law?: Sure thing.
Broken a bone?: Never!
Played Truth Or Dare?: This is true.
-:- What is -:-
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: Chumbawamba. Oh, i thought it said LEAST embarassing...
Your bedroom like?: It's a room, with a bed...for sleeping and shit.
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: Special K (With Berries!)
Your favorite restaurant: Chef Orient? Sure.
-:- Random Questions -:-
What's on your bedside table: Books, alarm clock, light.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: I don't eat, I drink orange juice, milk, other juice, whatever's there...
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: Free Willy.
What is your biggest fear?: Bad grammar.
What feature are you most insecure about?: I dunno, stuff.
Do you ever have to beg?: Like a dog.
Are you a pyromaniac?: I'm a maaaaniac, maaaaniac...
Do you have too many love interests?: I wouldn't call them love interests... Celebs I'd love to stick it to? Yes.
Do you know anyone famous?: Well, mc chris would recognize me, but we're not on a first name basis...
Describe your bed: Pale green, the color of pubes.
Spontaneous or plan?: Spontaneous.
Do you know how to play poker?: Sure.
What do you carry with you at all times?: Phone, wallet, keys.
What do you miss most about being little?: No responsibilities.
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: Heh...a lot.
What was the last song you were listening to?: The Matches. We've been over this.
Have you ever been in a play?: I was the lion in The Wizard Of Oz.
Do you talk a lot?: Sure.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?: I suppose so.
Do you think you're cute?: In that "not cute" kinda way.
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?: Nay
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: More or less.
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: How do I know they're gay or lesbians?
No, really.