ATTN: Men

[dainichijess]

Just a thought- how about, the next time the woman in your life starts her "monthly," instead of battening down the hatches and preparing for your train ride to bitchville, you just buy her some flowers?

Try it, you'll like it. And if she still explodes at you, then maybe next time you should just buy her some sherry or something.

Comments

[lyme]

Nuuu, not flowers. Food. Or electronics. Or books. >_>

[dainichijess]

Just something of goodwill, at least. If you buddy had to wear a cast for a week and he was cranky about it, you'd be like, "Get well soon" not "Why are you such a bitch?"

[furrylemur]

Maybe because as you say, women will blow up anyway, so what's the use?

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

[dainichijess]

Because if she's not completely irrational to begin with, then when she stops bleeding and calms down, she'll probably be thankful and maybe even have teh sex with you.

Also, Jack Nicholson is a douche. He stopped being relevant after he played the Joker and every role since then is a bloated caricature of himself, and all I hear when he talks is "Douche douche douche-y douche douche douchebagle!"

ATTN: Women

[quasadu]

Stop making blanket statements about the behavior of men when you're really talking about one man (or even a few) in particular.

Re: ATTN: Women

[dainichijess]

Sorry. I'm a bit cranky at the moment (obvs) and the roommate was bitching about because his girlfriend is bleeding as well, and I just thought- why don't men ever do anything /nice/ for a woman on her period, instead of just whining?

But /you/ are a nice man, Quas, so you can ignore me.