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[daintyduck]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Geoff!

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Geoff to vote!
2. Geoff has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
3. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Geoff.
4. If you lick Geoff ten times, you will consume one calorie!
5. More people are killed by Geoff each year than die in

Comments

[ruckuskitten]

Man, you couldn't vote until New Zealand let you? Oh, man.

In my country we measure everything in Geoffometers.

[firebee]

lol.....