Richard: You know..in Psych. today, we discussed how the earlier a guy has sex for the first time, the better his mental health is. So if you didn't get any in high school...you're pretty much fucked mentally.

Casey:(looking at me)

Dear cleaning staff,

Please clean our bathroom and repeatedly flush the toilets when we are not showering for our morning classes. It is very bothersome. Almost as bothersome as when you CLOSE the bathroom when we need to be getting showers. You hang around watching Maury in the lobby into the afternoon. Why not clean at that time?

Sincerely,

cracks in the pavement ( Read more... )

Sleepy eyes drowned out by ambient noise
taking orders one at a time
against an endless sea of laughing faces
she's in a dream
on a beach somewhere
when she goes home to sleep
she doesn't fall asleep
she simply wakes up the next morning
to another shift of irony

http://darcula.ytmnd.com/

I laughered.

1.) Why can't asian girls go someplace without the other asian girls?

2.) Why do cocky jock guys chew with their jaw when they're in a crowd(even though they don't have gum)?

Watch for it, and you'll see.

I had a whole Brazilia with Ricky on the smoker's bench outside of Boggs, and I feel like a zen master.

It's awesome.

How anyone can not only pretend, but enthusiastically believe that O'house is not a festering shithole of a dining hall, with terrible food service and a crowded, uncomfortable dining setting, is beyond me ( Read more... )

Say you'll act, you won't
all talk and feigned empathy
we resign ourselves

Doing 100-200 sit-ups a day now. It's tough to keep my legs down, so I tend to do the shorter ones that don't go all the way up, but I can feel it burn which is all that matters. As I get better I'll do more and more until I can do 200 real ones every day ( Read more... )