I am covered in motor oil, I smell like I have been lifting 30LBS boxes out of my basement for hours, I look like I have been wearing the same clothes for months ( Read more... )

gay guys make me ashamed to be gay.

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I hope everyone had a happy 4/20 ( Read more... )

Oh LJ, how have you been? I am sorry I neglect you, it's just that anytime someone write in these things anymore it's to complain about just horrible everything is ( Read more... )

I didn't die, everyone ( Read more... )

So this summer I want nothing more than to be able to get a van of my own. one that is awesome.

getting 3 hours of sleep is like taking 5 shots.

I cut my drive back to EMU down by 15 minutes.

I am a mother fucking machine.

Lately I have wanted to erase a lot of people out of my life.

It's the easiest thing to do.

*Edit*

I deleted like 50% of my buddy list.

Go me.