Call Me, Maybe?

[daisychains555]

Call me, maybe?
Chanyeol/EXO
NC-17
Humor
Chanyeol is a phone sex operator of questionable ability.

A/N: this is a prompt fill for anon on exopromptmeme. I hope you enjoy!

Comments

[hiddenmeghanis]

PFFFFFFFFT
SORRY I AM TOO BUSY LAUGHING AT THE SCENARIO TO TAKE THE BAEKYEOL SERIOUSLY
i feel like i need to do a gritty reboot of this fic xD
so great xD

[daisychains555]

Clearly, not even Chanyeol takes himself seriously, so that's totally fine hahah.
As I wrote this, I had to stop often and ask myself if I was being too ridiculous and then I was like nahhh this is Chanyeol, he can be as ridiculous as he wants.
Thanks for reading this weird/fail thing darling! <33

[fondue]

LMAO I CAN'T DEAL WITH MY FEELINGS AND WHAT THEY'RE DOING RIGHT NOW SFKJSFKS

this was beautiful and the baekyeol thing at the end, i just wished it could have been a little longer so that baek could show chan how it's done lolol still an awesome fic!!

[daisychains555]

yeah I would've made it longer but my smut skills are seriously lacking. I wrote a smut scene once and it took me like 3 full days of agony. I'm just really bad.
But thanks so much for reading and commenting!!

[holystardown]

OP orz

-rolls around in this fic- oh my Gooooooooood <3 now i really can't even begin to express how much i love you for this ;o;

i am sobbing at luhan and suho hanging up on him, sehun's circle jerk, and absolutely dying at chanyeol giving life advice to xiumin and lay. kris's part was so hot while it lasted ;~; and it just makes so much sense that he would accidentally hang up orz

THE BAEKYEOL. THE BAEKYEOL

thank you so much for filling this AND getting both of my plusses in <3 it was awesome :D

oh and ps: my roommate eats hotpockets like EVERY. DAY. i will never be able to look at them the same. i hope you're happy ;A;

[daisychains555]

YOU ARE THE OP?!

I'm so so so glad you liked it. I was afraid the op hated it and was never going to comment but I'm glad you did cause YAY! I just really loved your prompt so I wanted to make it lulzy but still had it's sweet bits.

oh that's nothing bb! I love me some Baekyeol so I left it for the last part.

hahaha I don't even know where the hot pockets thing came from. I don't even eat them. Try not to imagine a penis ;P

[holystardown]

yeeeeeeees

[yeou_bi]

Hahahaha, omg, I think I almost died laughing!

[acornmama]

I love it.