sliding through the crease: a hockey hipster ships ficathon

[daisysusan]

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[bessyboo]

[mardia]

It's late in the night when Zach, slumping in his seat a little, because he's a lightweight and won't admit it, says to Ryan, grinning, "We're gonna play together, you know

[bessyboo]

AS'DFLA;JSDLFJ;ASDLFJA;SDLF;JSADLKF;ASLKDF

YOU ARE ACTUALLY MY FAVE AND I'M BUYING YOU A DRINK NEXT TIME WE GO TO THE BAR BECAUSE THIS WAS F L A W L E S S

[mardia]

:DDDDDDD what can I say, that prompt was AWESOME. (and lol forever at Parise essentially not aging in the last ten years, he looks exactly the same now, the fuck?) Thank you!

[bessyboo]

it's all the lutefisk he sacrifices, it offsets the aging, in addition to helping their offense ;)

[daisysusan]

this is delightful!! ♥

[mardia]

Yay, thank you!

[duckgirlie]

<3

[mardia]

:D

[camshaft22]

This is so awesome.

/doesn't have the proper hockey icons for this, sorry

[secretsolitaire]

Ooh, I like this. :)

[asimplechord]

I am distracted by the fact that Zach Parise is essentially ageless. I swear he looked NO DIFFERENT last night in the post-game photos & interviews. (Possibly the fact that he was once again in an all-green jersey contributed?)

[bessyboo]

mardia, pineapplechild and I have this theory that Parise sacrifices small woodland creatures and/or fish before games, which is why their offense has been so good lately. Clearly it has the bonus side effect of making him ~ageless~.

[asimplechord]

In addition to being ageless, sometimes when his hair is doing that fuzzy standy-up thing and he's all mussed I think he looks like a kitten that needs to be petted, and it makes me want to read all the animal transformation fic. Ugh, brain, what is wrong with you?