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Flags flew at half mast on municipal buildings in Brantford, Ont. to honour the mother of hockey superstar Wayne Gretzky, who died Monday night after a year-long battle with lung cancer and a recent bout of pneumonia. Phyllis Gretzky was 64 ( Read more... )

Here is a recipe that is really good, not quite as good as my late Mother-inlaws though ( Read more... )

A husband and wife were having marital problems. Finally the husband get's sick of it and takes his wife to a Family & Marriage Therapist ( Read more... )

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I shall seek and find you...
I shall take you to bed and control you...
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan...
I will make you beg for mercy...
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be releived when I leave you...and you will be weak for day's,

All My Love,

The Flu.

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet ( Read more... )

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob ( Read more... )

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