The dilemma of the boring office worker

[dajt]

I'm wearing my (kitten) = (poptart) t-shirt today. I just noticed that if I hang my badge off-center I can obscure either side of the equation with an image of my face. So now I'm wondering which is better: (kitten) = (me), or (me) = (poptart). Hmmm. Any suggestions?

Comments

[jostajam]

I still say the poptart looks like a very well pooped in catbox. So cover up that side.

[dajt]

I'm a kitten? Ok. On second thought, this wasn't the smartest shirt to wear just now...