World 1-1 [Action]

[dakingofawesome]

[Books? WHAT ARE BOOKS FOR

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[loyal_arrows]

[Aldo was just going to the store to pick up some food.

When he gets there, though, there’s a giant hole in it. And when he peers in, he muffles a rather tiny squeak when he spots the giant monster that made it.

Oh dear why did he leave his bow at his apartment.]

[dakingofawesome]

[Nevermind Bowser, he's stuffing his face and doesn't notice Aldo come in.]

Bah! They call this food!? [Bowser grabs another stake, burns it with his fire breath, and then chomps it down.] I've had moldy shrooms better than his junk.

[loyal_arrows]

[O-oh dear it talks. Best leave quietly.

backing away, slowl-

And tripping on a chunk of wood, now.] O-ow!

[dakingofawesome]

[What the? Bowser hears that and stomps over, looking ponytail up and down. He snorts out some hot breath, before deciding he doesn't care... much.]

You got a problem, lady? [It has to be a lady. She doesn't even have the barest of a mustache.]

[forsurvival]

[Here is Lambda, just staring at Bowser. It's the first time he's seen such a big monster roaming around in Luceti. The only thing that comes close is Silver's Feraligatr. Is this a 'Pokemon' as well? Whatever it is, it looks strong.]

[dakingofawesome]

[Bowser, in the meantime, is stalking towards the general store, hoping his arm bands are there. He pays no mind to that silly little kid.]

[forsurvival]

[Lambda throws caution in the wind and follows the creature. He's very curious about this.]

[dakingofawesome]

[He'll notice eventually and glance behind him, a twinge of annoyance.]

You got something you want to ask, tiny!?

[after_march]

[April's heading toward the smith to return Winry's soldering iron. However, she's willing to spare some time for a double take when she sees a GIANT TURTLE.]

What the...?

[dakingofawesome]

[Bowser is inside the smithy, tossing useless junk around.]

Ugh, where the heck are they!?

typos FTW go me!

[after_march]

[Well, April of all people is understanding about humanoid turtle people. Even...ones that look like they lead the humanoid turtle mafia hit crew.]

Where the heck are what?

[dakingofawesome]

[He glances back, sizing her up and promptly deciding he doesn't care.]

I'm looking for my arm bands. If you know where they are, you better cough them up before I leave a souvenir in your face!

Action

[killercutething]

[HOLY. SHIT.]

Action

[dakingofawesome]

[Oh, it's a cute adorable cat. Wait, wasn't he supposed to be collecting Blitties? That didn't like a normal one. It was way too furry. Well, it couldn't hurt to nab it.]

Re: Action

[killercutething]

[OH JESUS IT HAS ME!]

EYAAAAA! P-P-P-P-PLEASE DUN EAT CHIIIIIII!

Action

[dakingofawesome]

[Just holding it up by the scruff of its neck.]

You a blitty?

[Action]

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Dude. That giant turtle thing looks REALLY familiar. He's eying you, Bowser.]

[Action]

[dakingofawesome]

[And he doesn't care! But oh, look, a clothing store. He's looking the door up and down, before deciding to just muscle his way through.]

[Action]

[mischiefbreeder]

[DUDE. He just went into that clothing store just like that! Bowser went into that clothing store!

....What does a giant koopa even wear? Gold is watching from the window now.]

[Action]

[dakingofawesome]

[Looking for his arm bands. He's just throwing clothing aside, pushing over shelves, and making a huge mess.]