World 1-2 [Voice]

[dakingofawesome]

Right, listen up you chumps. If you don't already know who I am, I'm the baddest and most evilest tyrant around, King Bowser Koopa. But that's not what I want to talk to you all about! None of my uh, royal buddies are here to do stuff with. So I'm looking for fellow royal blood! Kings, queens, princes... princesses. Yeah, doesn't matter! Heck, if

Comments

[causeblocked]

So if someone conquers an area and makes himself the king of it, does his blood automatically turn blue?

[causeblocked]

Well. No one can ever say you have bad taste.

[dakingofawesome]

Of course not. Nobody is that dumb!

[causeblocked]

Good luck trying to find some royal pals, then. [Not mentioning that whole thing about one of his friends being a king or anything.]

[dakingofawesome]

Yeah whatever.