1. Is your character a princess? If so, can Bowser kidnap her? No, no, no, and no.
2. Does your character have a degree in Stompology? They're all RPG characters, so yes, they do. They stomp on monster heads on a regular basis!
3. Is your character copyright of Nintendo Ltd. Inc.? Gold is, technically.
4. Can Bowser injure your character? Sure! They'll just fight back.
5. Can Bowser win? Fuck no. He's the villain, and they're heroes, so he loses. ....Well, Axel can lose, maybe. But he doesn't lose. He "shows mercy on the opponent and bows out to spare them the humiliation
1. Is your character a princess? If so, can Bowser kidnap her? No, but thanks for the amusing mental image!
2. Does your character have a degree in Stompology? Giles has the "clever" part down pat. But his dodging skills are more along the lines of stepping/ducking/running - whatever he can muster on instinct when he sees the ball of fire hurtling his way. Nothing fancy on that front.
3. Is your character copyright of Nintendo Ltd. Inc.? No.
4. Can Bowser injure your character? Yes, but if you could just drop me a quick PM with whatever you're planning to do, I'd appreciate it.
5. Can Bowser win? If it's a fight between just the two of them? Oh, definitely.
1. Is your character a princess? If so, can Bowser kidnap her? He's a prince usually but for the next while he's she's a princess. Kidnapping would be hilarious.
2. Does your character have a degree in Stompology? He's no Mario, but he has a very shiny sword! And he likes kicking things and dive-bombing with his sword from like ten feet off the ground. That's almost like stomping right?
3. Is your character copyright of Nintendo Ltd. Inc.? Nope.
4. Can Bowser injure your character? Yep.
5. Can Bowser win? Capell isn't a push over, but Luceti really dampens his fighting ability. It'd be a toss up. I don't really know how to compare them.
1. Is your character a princess? If so, can Bowser kidnap her? Zelda is! As a side note, I'd love to see some of the Zeldas meet Peach. Aside from Brawl, I mean. And go for it, it should be fun. Just... don't expect her to take it lying down XD (Link, not so much.)
2. Does your character have a degree in Stompology? As amusing as the concept is, Link most likely has a degree in Stompology. And he's rescued a few princesses in his time! ...Well, one. It totally counts, man.
Zelda may attempt to rescue herself. After soundly berating Bowser for it, of course.
3. Is your character copyright of Nintendo Ltd. Inc.? Check and check! One's a main character, the other's a title character (and, in her game, the other main character).
4. Can Bowser injure your character? Hmm... let's say yes, although he might have a hard time with Link.
5. Can Bowser win? They can... take turns being awesome. Yeah.
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2. Does your character have a degree in Stompology? They're all RPG characters, so yes, they do. They stomp on monster heads on a regular basis!
3. Is your character copyright of Nintendo Ltd. Inc.? Gold is, technically.
4. Can Bowser injure your character? Sure! They'll just fight back.
5. Can Bowser win? Fuck no. He's the villain, and they're heroes, so he loses. ....Well, Axel can lose, maybe. But he doesn't lose. He "shows mercy on the opponent and bows out to spare them the humiliation
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2. Does your character have a degree in Stompology? Giles has the "clever" part down pat. But his dodging skills are more along the lines of stepping/ducking/running - whatever he can muster on instinct when he sees the ball of fire hurtling his way. Nothing fancy on that front.
3. Is your character copyright of Nintendo Ltd. Inc.? No.
4. Can Bowser injure your character? Yes, but if you could just drop me a quick PM with whatever you're planning to do, I'd appreciate it.
5. Can Bowser win? If it's a fight between just the two of them? Oh, definitely.
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2. Does your character have a degree in Stompology? He's no Mario, but he has a very shiny sword! And he likes kicking things and dive-bombing with his sword from like ten feet off the ground. That's almost like stomping right?
3. Is your character copyright of Nintendo Ltd. Inc.? Nope.
4. Can Bowser injure your character? Yep.
5. Can Bowser win? Capell isn't a push over, but Luceti really dampens his fighting ability. It'd be a toss up. I don't really know how to compare them.
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Zelda is! As a side note, I'd love to see some of the Zeldas meet Peach. Aside from Brawl, I mean. And go for it, it should be fun. Just... don't expect her to take it lying down XD (Link, not so much.)
2. Does your character have a degree in Stompology?
As amusing as the concept is, Link most likely has a degree in Stompology. And he's rescued a few princesses in his time! ...Well, one. It totally counts, man.
Zelda may attempt to rescue herself. After soundly berating Bowser for it, of course.
3. Is your character copyright of Nintendo Ltd. Inc.?
Check and check! One's a main character, the other's a title character (and, in her game, the other main character).
4. Can Bowser injure your character?
Hmm... let's say yes, although he might have a hard time with Link.
5. Can Bowser win?
They can... take turns being awesome. Yeah.
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