He had gas

[daknee]

Last night one of my co-workers didn't want to ride his moped home in the rain so he called his lady for a ride. He was the last one out. He brought his little moped up to the 8th floor and put it in our tape storage room

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Your story touched my alterego Mr. Monopoly.

[keep_on_nukin]

That story is pure Baltic Avenue. Permit me to lighten up you up by telling you that I'm so disgusted with this gas situation that I've sold the local utility.

It is my esteemed pleasure to inform you that you have won second prize in a beauty contest with the cash prize of $10. Also, I'm going to allow you to pass go and collect $200.

Note: All cash prizes may be collected at the bank. Offer not applicable to any gas/diesel powered game pieces (ie. Monopoly Car or Monopoly Ship of Impending Doom).

See you at Marvin Gardens!

Re: Your story touched my alterego Mr. Monopoly.

[daknee]

So I guess this means you owe me $210....!!!
Thanks - you are the best.
The gas smell is gone and I am now, again, the stinkiest thing in this office.