of embarrassment and embarrassing embarrassments

[dalampasigan]

So earlier, one of my uncles asked us to buy a condom for him. I know your eyebrows are probably raised by this point, but it's really because--apparently--his doctor used a condom as a makeshift bag for the air in his lungs to drip into. (He got confined a week ago because of it, and now while he's out of the hospital, he still has a tube up his

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[scwolf_10k]

can I have your weight, plz? T_T
I'm doing zumba, and it's fun. I don't do diet, because I don't believe in it. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want. The trick is to stop in time before the feeling that I'm about to explode. Exercising is the only thing that actually works for me x)

I lol-ed at the buying condoms part xD though it made me curious, do people judge others if they're seen buying condoms or something? :3

[dalampasigan]

Actually I think what I should be doing is exercise too XD I think I've just gained weight steadily over the years because I haven't been exercising at all. What is zumba? :O

Haha I honestly don't know, but the Philippines is a mostly-Catholic country, so I guess we kind of do XD If I see someone buying condoms I'd just be all 'LOL someone's gonna get some' also 'good job for using protection 8)'. I'm just ROFLing at my mom because she's super--well, awkward when it comes to that.

[scwolf_10k]

zumba is a latin-dance based fitness program. soooo much fun, especially since I get bored easily of exercising x3
example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsSrq3HBa7A

hehehe if it was Armenia (Armenia is Apostolic (in other words: Orthodox), btw), the pharmacist would've given the person buying condoms a nasty look, making them feeling guilty (even if it's just a married couple trying to use protection). It amuses me to no end x3

[dalampasigan]

Haha funnily enough before I even read your comment, Zumba was featured in one of our magazine shows on tv XD It does look fun! I'm trying to look for free videos now so I can do it here... any suggestions? :3

Wow, apparently it's worse over there XD I don't think people should judge when someone buys condoms, I mean, hey, at least they're using protection.

[mikochan_noda]

me history ka ba nang anemia, reen-nee?

[dalampasigan]

:O MERON! bakit bakit anong ibig sabihin ng readings ko weoiuroweiuroiwe?!

[mikochan_noda]

napaghalataan ko kasi sa BP mo.pag nagexercise ka,tsaka, me possibility na me hypostatic tension ka rin (pagbigla kang tumayo, bigla ka na lang nahihilo na feeling mo babagsak ka na)

kaya dahan dahan muna, okie? siguro sa exercise, try walking first - tsaka ka magsimula nang strenuous. :) drink lots of fluids muna, tsaka ka magbawas nang carbo. :D

[dalampasigan]

Hehe wow ganun pala yun, pero yun na nga problema ko e, di naman ako nag-eexercise XD Minsan-minsan may moments nga ako na parang nahihilo ako, pero sobrang minsan lang naman. Minsan pagkagising ko, ganun.

Right now pa-stretching-stretching efek muna ako haha, tsaka I'm trying to drink more water. Usually kasi iced tea, kape, ganun hehe. Tsaka today sabi ko, sige no rice. Haha! Sana magwork :) Thanks Miko-chan! ♥

[isabellaaaaa]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME!!!! WEEEEEE~~~

[dalampasigan]

Oh, thanks for reminding me, I was going to add that THAT IS SUCH A LIE IEUOIWEIU I'M ALMOST 5'5 at least that's what it says in our office medical exam 8(

[ayumwu]

lol epic life story is epic. ♥

Have you tried staying off carbs? it works...to a point, lol.

[dalampasigan]

Haha, trying to right now! When it comes to Filipino food, though, it's hard trying to find something to eat that doesn't have rice with it.

[ayumwu]

that's true, that's true...hmmm what else can you try? cut sugar? (which is like cutting carbs) cut sodium?

eat a banana before each meal? (lololol yoko did it and he got so goddamn skinny)

[dalampasigan]

Omg, so many stuff to cut out off my diet ioeueiowqe THEY MAKE FOOD TASTY, CRIES.

And oooh, I do that! When there are bananas in the house. XD I eat fruits when they're available.

[angels_archives]

I burst out laughing at your mom's general behavior inside the store! Fun! And yes, we can be fit and healthy. Want to try my diet? It's totally great nutrition :)

[dalampasigan]

Aren't moms just...adorably but embarrassingly awkward sometimes? XD

Do share what your diet is, bb!