Switzerland v Czech Republic
Title : Switzerland v Czech Republic (Group A, game one)
Author: dalehead
Pairing : Orlibean
Rating : NC-13
Summary : It’s all about the football
Disclaimer: This is entirely made up.
Author’s Note : For doylebaby because she is in the front row waving her Orlibean Forever scarf *g*
“This is boring…”
“Shut up ‘Lan…”
“It’s not the fucking Blades Sean…”
“Don’t call my football team fucking anything…”
“Excuse me?”
“Come on ‘Lan, cut me some slack … Frei just got stretchered off…”
“Jeezus Sean, this is as boring as fuck…”
“You said that once…”
“It’s half time … now shut up and kiss me…”
“’Lan, I’m watching football…”
“No you aren’t it’s half time.”
“I wanna watch Lan, stop crawling over me, it’s not fair…”
“But Seanie …baby, your cock is very hard for someone who wants to watch the telly.”
“Fuck, why’d they bring Hakan Yakin on? Gerrof … oh god please get off, I wanna watch…”
“But you taste so good baby, and your cock … your cock … mmmmm…”
“You p-p-promised I could watch, ‘Lan…”
“ …..”
“Fucking hell … you fucking moron … why are you taking Koller off? For fuck’s sake you bollock brain…”
“I can’t believe you just said that, I was sucking your cock…”
“Yeah but look what they did ‘Lan? I mean … what the fuck?”
“Yes, yes, they sent Stolen off…”
Koller…”
“Stop fucking laughing at me …”
“Then stop trying to ambush my football, you said I could watch, I could’ve gone down the pub with the lads…”
“What and have you come back stinking of drink and farting all night? When we’ve got two weeks of this?
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL………”
“……..”
“’Lan?”
“I just fell off the fucking couch, give me a hand there and …. SEAN? Watch what you’re doing, you nearly poked my eye out …”
“Sverkos … clever little fucker … mind my cock … that hurt…”
“It was supposed to hurt…”
“That was never a fucking hand ball … for fuck’s sake … okay, okay … fair play to him…”
“….”
“Where you going ‘Lan?”
“Out … I’m bored … “
“But the match is nearly over and the next one isn’t on for another 45 minutes or so … you can blow me …”
“Cute Sean … but you’ve blown it…”
“Hang on ‘Lan … come back … ‘Lan? … ‘LAN?”
(Switzerland 0-Czech Republic 1)
Author: dalehead
Pairing : Orlibean
Rating : NC-13
Summary : It’s all about the football
Disclaimer: This is entirely made up.
Author’s Note : For doylebaby because she is in the front row waving her Orlibean Forever scarf *g*
“This is boring…”
“Shut up ‘Lan…”
“It’s not the fucking Blades Sean…”
“Don’t call my football team fucking anything…”
“Excuse me?”
“Come on ‘Lan, cut me some slack … Frei just got stretchered off…”
“Jeezus Sean, this is as boring as fuck…”
“You said that once…”
“It’s half time … now shut up and kiss me…”
“’Lan, I’m watching football…”
“No you aren’t it’s half time.”
“I wanna watch Lan, stop crawling over me, it’s not fair…”
“But Seanie …baby, your cock is very hard for someone who wants to watch the telly.”
“Fuck, why’d they bring Hakan Yakin on? Gerrof … oh god please get off, I wanna watch…”
“But you taste so good baby, and your cock … your cock … mmmmm…”
“You p-p-promised I could watch, ‘Lan…”
“ …..”
“Fucking hell … you fucking moron … why are you taking Koller off? For fuck’s sake you bollock brain…”
“I can’t believe you just said that, I was sucking your cock…”
“Yeah but look what they did ‘Lan? I mean … what the fuck?”
“Yes, yes, they sent Stolen off…”
Koller…”
“Stop fucking laughing at me …”
“Then stop trying to ambush my football, you said I could watch, I could’ve gone down the pub with the lads…”
“What and have you come back stinking of drink and farting all night? When we’ve got two weeks of this?
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL………”
“……..”
“’Lan?”
“I just fell off the fucking couch, give me a hand there and …. SEAN? Watch what you’re doing, you nearly poked my eye out …”
“Sverkos … clever little fucker … mind my cock … that hurt…”
“It was supposed to hurt…”
“That was never a fucking hand ball … for fuck’s sake … okay, okay … fair play to him…”
“….”
“Where you going ‘Lan?”
“Out … I’m bored … “
“But the match is nearly over and the next one isn’t on for another 45 minutes or so … you can blow me …”
“Cute Sean … but you’ve blown it…”
“Hang on ‘Lan … come back … ‘Lan? … ‘LAN?”
(Switzerland 0-Czech Republic 1)