Poem: He Walks In Beauty Like The Night

[kalichan]

Title: He Walks In Beauty Like The Night
Author: kalichan
Rating: 13+
Genre: POETRY
Pairing/Characters: John Barrowman, Captain Jack Harkness, OFC
Warning/Spoilers/Notes: So I was having a little conversation with rm, about fans, celebrity, and verse. This was the result. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Disclaimer: It's all true, baby. Except not.
Summary: ~I

Comments

[rm]

This is so funny I can't even look at it.

Also, do people have to know about Snape's Wives to get the hilarity?

[kalichan]

I'll put in a link.

[neifile7]

Don't think so. It's actually a staple of early twentieth-century spiritualism.

(Helps to have read Peter Wimsey, though.)

[rm]

Okay, you and I know this, most of the people here probably know this, the rest of the Internet... probably doesn't know this.

[gorengal]

Seriously funny!

[kalichan]

Thanks!

[neifile7]

Kali, this is wunnerful, so sly and appropriate. Gorgeous to see you back, too!

[kalichan]

Awww thanks! *g*

I miss fandom...

*hugs*

[kel_reiley]

that, actually, made me laugh out loud

[kalichan]

YAY!

[51stcenturyfox]

But it's bigger than his enormous schlong.

Oh come on. That's impossible!

I LOL'ed. :)

(In before someone else says. "YO, it's Scottish!" But that doesn't scan.) :D

[kalichan]

...But that doesn't scan.) :D

The rest of the poem doesn't either. Or at least, not very well, alas.

The poet-speaker is a little... challenged. *g*

[rm]

next up: DALEK POETRY

[kalichan]

ORIGINATE.
ANNUNCIATE.
PROMULGATE.
(ELONGATE?)