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Mar 09, 2009 18:25


ganked from the DCist -- Local news

Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

Apparently they didn't realize not to take the quote from Heathers literally.

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Gently, I said, GENTLY!!!! spirit_o_fire March 9 2009, 22:46:09 UTC
Part of me wants to laugh, but more of me feels sorry for the poor woman. No matter how stupid it is for a woman to want her man to put a saber saw near her hootie-hoo. The implication is that the poor woman's hootie-hoo, might be permanently damaged. And that has got to be some kind of pain.

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Re: Gently, I said, GENTLY!!!! headcrashaddict March 10 2009, 21:28:52 UTC
That is gently--you should see not gently. I have to get a whole new carpet.

We can't say who wanted what, it could have all been the man's idea (this sounds like the kind of thing that would spring from a man's psyche). Hopefully this will be a learning experience since apparently learned it was needed, and hopefully some good psychiatric intervention will be rendered since it apparently also is needed, somewhere.

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fractalwoman March 11 2009, 11:50:05 UTC
I am torn between compassion and disgust. I have compassion for everyone trying to act out scenes from Seven and Heathers unilaterally. Yay for experimentation.

I have disgust because I continue to find stupid people stories. They are all over the place lately.

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