I'll panic if they start to rise . . . and want brains instead of bacon.
Who are we kidding -- I know what I'd really do. I'd find a wrench or a crowbar just before the first zombie attacked, and then grab the shotgun as soon as possible. I'd then map out the path to the hospital, the boathouse, the farm where the Army has a base, and the airport.
I would NOT go to the mall, the convenience store, the supermarket, or anywhere else populated by a diverse ethnically and racially diverse group of people who would otherwise not be found together but have been thrown together by misfortune and circumstance and holed up in a basement, and apartment, a store, or a pub. Or if in the pub, I'd go to the basement FIRST.
And I'd stay away from pregnant women running fevers. That tends to turn out badly.
Actually, most of them are blaming the government conspiracy. You know, THAT government conspiracy.
Apparently, and I don't care if this is true or not, people believe that this is some sort of megaflu which contains elements of swine, avian and human flus, and therefore, could only have been born in a lab, and released on purpose. I'm pretty sure this means that Patient Zero must have been ManBearPig.
The only government conspiracy going on here, in my opinion, is the coverup this "pandemic" is giving to the CIA memo fiasco, and the fact that the government's attempt to spend us out of debt isn't actually working.
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Who are we kidding -- I know what I'd really do. I'd find a wrench or a crowbar just before the first zombie attacked, and then grab the shotgun as soon as possible. I'd then map out the path to the hospital, the boathouse, the farm where the Army has a base, and the airport.
I would NOT go to the mall, the convenience store, the supermarket, or anywhere else populated by a diverse ethnically and racially diverse group of people who would otherwise not be found together but have been thrown together by misfortune and circumstance and holed up in a basement, and apartment, a store, or a pub. Or if in the pub, I'd go to the basement FIRST.
And I'd stay away from pregnant women running fevers. That tends to turn out badly.
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i bet if you hit the online stories, the comments blame illegal aliens for all this.
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Apparently, and I don't care if this is true or not, people believe that this is some sort of megaflu which contains elements of swine, avian and human flus, and therefore, could only have been born in a lab, and released on purpose. I'm pretty sure this means that Patient Zero must have been ManBearPig.
The only government conspiracy going on here, in my opinion, is the coverup this "pandemic" is giving to the CIA memo fiasco, and the fact that the government's attempt to spend us out of debt isn't actually working.
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