So. I've never before had New Year resolutions, but I kinda feel like I oughta. So here we go.
1. Only buy dumplings once every two weeks. Or at least, never again buy dumplings three times in one week. That was a sad time, which proved how little self control I truly have.
2. Don't become a hobo.
3. Work out at least twice a week. Unless you forego muffins and ice cream, and then once is enough.
4. Pick a major. Or discover what shouldn't be your majors.
5. Learn how to eat with chopsticks. I actually should learn how to do this, because until then I can't eat in Chinatown.
6. Find a DVD of the Boondocks Saints. For some reason, I can't for the love of God get my hands on that, and I refuse to be beaten by a DVD.
7. Start wearing heels. At least enough so that I can wear them for a couple of hours without wanting to die. And they do look really pretty.
8. Read the books that you've always wanted to read, but never had the energy to sit down and do it. At least some of them.
9. Ditto with movies.
10. Ditto with Cds.
11. Learn how to cook something well that isn't eggs, brownies, toasted cheese, muffins, pasta or anything that comes from a box and only requires that you add water.
12. Start learning a language that other people in the world actually speak. Sorry Latin.
13. Learn how to whistle.
14. See a good Broadway show.
15. Buy a cute hat. I always wanted one but it just never happened.
16. Become fabulously good at pool. That way if all else fails, I can always be a pool shark.
17. Learn how to drive, and get a license.
18. Climb a tree that isn't one of those tiny easy to climb ones.
19. See all of the good Mafia movies and the Sopranos.
20. Go salsa dancing. This is implied that I learn HOW to salsa dance.
21. Ride a motocycle. Don't laugh, childhood dream.
22. learn how to sew. It can't be that hard. Right?
23. Figure out my blood type.
24. Go on a road trip!
I'm sure there's more, I just can't remember what else is there.