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[dallylamma]

My roommate Brian just got home after a couple weeks working in Japan.

He bought me vending machine panties.

The panties have a stain.

Comments

[gallifreyan]

But what flavor stain?
I mean, what color?

I had an idea for a cottage industry on the Internet that involved bulk panty purchases and squeeze bottles of Hellmann mayo. Who would really admit to knowing?

[boiledpeanut]

i was gonna say something gross yet funny
how ever i don't think it's possable to top this

[dallylamma]

Brown. The stain is brown. I don't want to talk about it.