Tombstones. I know how one will read.

[dalthor]

Maria
Beloved Wife
Beloved Daughter
Inattentive Pedestrian
My wonderful wife unfortunately cannot safely traverse the streets of the city.  We were out for about 30 minutes this morning and I almost had a fit.

We were (jaywalking) crossing the street and she failed to look twice coming from between the stopped cars.   This nearly resulted in her getting

Comments

[peadarog]

She needs all of her attention for finding mosquitoes. You'd understand if you weren't such a poor loser.

[mashiara13]

Nah, I don't go hunting for mosquitoes out in the street, that would be just WEIRD!

I just get easily distracted by store windows. And pets. People. Ads. Leaflets. Road signs. Noises... you get the picture. :)

[mashiara13]

I've done pretty good for myself in the past 33 years. Sure, I've had a couple of dozen close calls, but who doesn't? I'll live to be a hundred just to prove you wrong! :P