I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!

No, really. It actually happened. Snakes on a Plane.

Well. I still have exactly no money.

Oh Zizou

So last night it was Lee's 21st so we all went down to the Hooton and, well, drunk. Somehow I managed to spend a mere £7 all night! Ok, so it may have been a little more thanks to quiz machine winnings but that's still pretty impressive I think. Lee's parents turned up and bought everyone drinks, then after a while Lee himself started buying huge ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back and will write about the holiday in a couple of days. At the moment I'm just feeling grumpy. I think it's probably the lack of sleep over the past two weeks all suddenly catching up with me. I'm just in no mood for my mother's constant wittering, for my sister's general loudness and my brother's constant laptop-stealing ( Read more... )

This time tomorrow I should be in Gran Caneria, looking forward to two weeks of general randomness and probably much drunkeness. It's strange to think that now, at home. later today the plan is to go to the Crocky Trail and get crazily muddy. Should be good.

From the BBC:

"Spanish daily 20 Minutos claims Nostradamus tipped Spain to win the World Cup. It quotes one of his prophecies as follows: "In the sixth month of 2006 the King of Spain will cross the Pyrenees with his troops. The legions of Beelzebub will battle him in central Europe and suffer doom and destruction. The Holy Grail will then come to ( Read more... )

• As mentioned many times previously, drinking on an empty stomach is not a wise move. Having shots on an empty stomach is doubley silly.
• Hana and Ross ended up in bed together. This was greated with a total lack of surprise from, well, anyone.
• Hana could be (ahem) heard by the people sleeping downstairs. I was in the next room and can ( Read more... )

You'd have thought that waking up after consuming 2/3s of a bottle of (fake) Sothern Comfort the previous night that I'd feel like shit. Strangely, this is not true. Another oddity is that I wasn't really that drunk last night, I'm fairly sure that I remember all of it, which makes a change. All in all, it was a pretty fun night really. Even if I ( Read more... )

From imdb:

Jack Black is so impressed with his own wrestling prowess after training for new movie Nacho Libre he's keen to try out his fighting skills on martial arts action man Steven Seagal. The movie funnyman trained with a real-life Mexican wrestler to play the Spandex-clad hero of the new film - and how he fancies his chances against Seagal. ( Read more... )

As I'm waiting for my brother to finish watching Desperate Housewives...

Name ten of life's simple pleasures that you like most, and then pick ten people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used.

1. Finding cheap books! Preferably second-hand and in a musty bookshop in North Wales.
2. ( Read more... )