shit talking conservative mother

[damage_fuck]

I have this friend. His name is Nate. His parents are highly conservative, and they're friends with the parents of a friend of mine from my earlier years. This friend of mine must have told her mother a whole lot of "horrible" things about me, because her mom and Nate's mom were talking today (Nate's mom doesn't like me because supposedly I am "

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[penisenvy_]

I would like her phone number so i can make hardcore longdistance prank phone calls.
kthx.

[damage_fuck]

gahahahhaha!!
UHM...

[penisenvy_]

"excuse me, but do you have any chairs?"

"yes, yes i do, why?"

"SHOVE EM UP YO ASS BITCH"

[shobwho665]

Don't you love the "mommy network"?
They're wrong a lot of the time... I started bitching my mom out hardcore whenever she got wrong information, and 'cause I only did it when I had a right to, I was all self-righteous and indignant about it, and she eventually started coming to ME for information instead of her friends.

That doesn't stop them from talking shit about me to my friends' parents, tho... so I know what you mean. It sucks ass.

-Kat

[damage_fuck]

yeah dude...
conservative whacko parents are awful.

[narcotic_vomit]

omg i hate it when the "conservative parents" decide to have a meeting and talk shit about their kids friends and yet they blind their eyes from their own kids who more than likely do the same shit. they think their kids cant do anything wrong because they dress nice. and just because we dress like we dug through a dumpster or wear too much black we're automatically bad kids. its fucking ridiculous.

[damage_fuck]

dude seriously they heard that i smoke pot and this kid fucking smokes pot too which is probably why they don't want me around him... but i swear i don't even smoke that much anymore and i don't even buy my own pot.

[narcotic_vomit]

dude, he smoked pot.... he did it once....he doesn't smoke it anymore...get your fucken facts straight.

[damage_fuck]

if that's what you want to believe in your own little fantasy world in your head then sure.
no one's perfect you know, not even the most straightedge people you could think of.

ha

[scabies_christ]

he forgot your hefty coke addiction,and that you eat babies,oh and that whole necrophiliac things a little fuity too.

Re: ha

[scabies_christ]

she***i wouldnt let you near my kid.....becasue i ahve so many kids....

Re: ha

[damage_fuck]

hahaha kody you're a fucking moron but that's why you rule

[8ozsuicide]

[damage_fuck]

i think we should..
nevermind.