middlesbrough

[damage_mosher]

well the time has finally landed upon me and benjamin... the locks have been changed on the flat we have lost everything ... ah well i suppose u have to cut ur losses and it was a shithole and it stank of god knows what.... well i have just found out something interesting, my boyfriend can perform cullilingus on himself that will come in handy wen

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[peace_keeper_ca]

Ok your spending allot of time with him, what happened to your job at Olan Mills call centre? And what flat? you need to be allot more thorough if your going to update hun!

[damage_mosher]

do you not remember me telling u i got the flat in middlesbrough ages ago and i finally got to the point of giving it up.... well there u go u now know, im spending a lot of time with the boyfriend as im helping him run his business while his business partner is away on holiday... olan mills ... i walked out i couldnt stand it its the worst outbound telesales job i have ever had never again ... so there u go theres a bit better update.

[peace_keeper_ca]

no because the only time I have seen you is that wednesday when then you were at home in coulby with your lovely fish killing mother.

[damage_mosher]

aah right well i did have my own flat until i deserted it for the bright pink lights of newcastle gay scene hehehe u will be gladf to know no more fish killing but very close to marc killing !

[athnor]

Lost ... everything? What about my book? Please say it's safe! Please! Oh, and if it is, can I have it back now?

[peace_keeper_ca]

not everything sandy u may have lost ur mind but not me... BOOBS !!!!!!!!!

[athnor]

Yes, I noticed them last time we met! :-)

Sorry, couldn't resist embarrasing you. How about an "EEEWWW!" for old times sake?

[peace_keeper_ca]

the thought of you noticing my breasts should provoke one but... nah that'd only make you happy!

[milnosh]

"my BOYfriend can perform cunnilingus on HIMself"

... eh?

:P

[damage_mosher]

basically milnosh my boyfriend can suck himself off.. cunnilingus meaning oral sex loll sorry to use a big word x ciao marc - antony x

[milnosh]

Nah, Cunnilingus is oral sex to a woman, Fellatio is oral sex to a man :P

[damage_mosher]

lol i really should know that giving that i like to give lol x