My room fucking reeks of bad wine.

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We had another 3 AM fire alarm last week.

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I plugged too much shit into my outlets causing a massive white firey ball of electricity. The power got blown out in my dorm and all of the surrounding rooms ... happened at 8AM and took until 1PM until they could get an electrician up. I rock!

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Someone dropkicked our window right outside our room, shattered it and then ran away.

It seems as though that everyone has a stronge urge to draw Penises on my whiteboard everytime I am at class:


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I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

"YOU'RE FUCKED! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FUCKKKKKED!!"
- Bresten screaming out our dorm room at 3 am to a bunch of people making noise next dorr.

Fuckin Target