Comments | damagedgoods: Follow the season, bide the time.

damagedgoods

Follow the season, bide the time.

Dec 20, 2005 10:40

I will have vigorous oral sex for anyone who buys me this for Christmas.

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damagedgoods December 20 2005, 22:21:15 UTC

I only used Amazon because I knew I could find that model. I don't expect to anyone to buy it for me, and if someone did, I am certain that they wouldn't use Amazon.

too_obvious December 20 2005, 17:39:01 UTC

for $149.90 it better reall good oral. lol

damagedgoods December 20 2005, 22:21:36 UTC

I pride myself.

too_obvious December 21 2005, 16:43:17 UTC

i'll be the judge of this godliness you speak of ;-)

glitter_gurl_18 December 21 2005, 04:08:09 UTC

hmm... $149.90..thats not bad. I get paid on wednesday =)
See You Then :o) haha

anonymous December 21 2005, 14:56:10 UTC

oral sex because you're bad at conventional sex?

damagedgoods December 21 2005, 16:48:22 UTC

How'd you guess?

damagedgoods December 21 2005, 16:56:39 UTC

I have a question for you, since this at least the second time you've had one for me.

Why do you bother asking me questions?

ucpesmerga December 21 2005, 15:26:24 UTC

For some reason, I'm reminded of Dana Carvey.

"It's naked time! Ping!"

::got nothin::

damagedgoods December 21 2005, 16:48:10 UTC

Those were the days.

And by that I mean watching Dana Carvey, not Naked Time.

ucpesmerga December 21 2005, 17:37:36 UTC

Back in a simpler time, when staying at someone's house was ok with your mom if it was ok with the other mom.

ucpesmerga December 21 2005, 17:39:37 UTC

Oh, and randomly... my wife saw your LJ photo. Here's how that exchange went.

Emily: That's Josh?!
PJ: Yup.
Emily: He looks really good ::nods::
PJ: ::glare, close window::

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