Need for Lyrics
I've been called to help write a campy, 80's metal song to be performed by our D&D crew about ... well, D&D. I need lyrics. You're creative! You can help!
I want to work the phrase "I crit on eighteen or better" in there.
"I see by your bling that you are a holy man."
"Do they smell large?"
"What's that, girl? Timmy's awakened a lightning elemental?"
"These are boots of you-can't-track-me-bitch."
"Half-Orc Barbarian: Taking the damage so you don't have to!"
"I approach the Circulation Desk of the damned."
"Altheras blesses her faithful with mini fridges."
and ...
"Bigby's Crushing Purple Nurple."
I want to work the phrase "I crit on eighteen or better" in there.
"I see by your bling that you are a holy man."
"Do they smell large?"
"What's that, girl? Timmy's awakened a lightning elemental?"
"These are boots of you-can't-track-me-bitch."
"Half-Orc Barbarian: Taking the damage so you don't have to!"
"I approach the Circulation Desk of the damned."
"Altheras blesses her faithful with mini fridges."
and ...
"Bigby's Crushing Purple Nurple."