Dude. Seriously. I need to get back on this shit.
My mouth is dry.


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"Andrew goes into Steve's house. It's very dark inside. Andrew is afraid an alien will grab him. The alien willbe lonely and want a hug but Andrew will have a heart attack and a seizure at the same time."

So good.

I am so lucky to be able to add tonight (out of many) as another in which I've witnessed a psychotic break. "How am I so fortunate?", I wonder.

Hi. Why don't I love livejournal anymore? Oh right, no image hosting. I'm really horriblehorrificlywhore about journaling what I mean to. You know, when you're doing something completely away from a keyboard and think of long paragraphs of entries. That's me, every second I have thoughts rolling through my head like stories, once I hit a keyboard ( Read more... )

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Ughh I hate being sick. I can't sleep properly, my lungs cease functioning once any pressure is put on them. I have to sleep in Child's Pose, which sucks when you're trying to sleep and not doing yoga. Hopefully by tomorrow I will feel a lot better ( Read more... )

I think I just found a pubic hair in my computer keyboard.

WTF.

Tonight I decided to dye my hair darker again. Platinum hair with roots is not attractive, I discovered. Duh. Because I am so gey, here is a picture. It's super awesome because, it's so cheesy and stupid looking.


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My decision to paint more is null.
:(((((((((((

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