six. audio. you can thank her later, barge.

Jul 07, 2011 22:12

Svetlana!

Svetlana, you useless woman, I need you! I've been ill all morning, my back aches, and I haven't been able to eat for days!

Surely it's not too much to ask that you pry yourself away from him for an hour so you can tend to your sick inmate? That's why you're here, isn't it? To help me, not to cavort - and God knows what else - with ( Read more... )

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George: clutching all his pearls. 19centconstable July 8 2011, 02:25:50 UTC
Miss! I know it can be awful to be under the weather, but that's no way to talk to or about anybody!

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oh George. run away. run away now. damesuccubus July 8 2011, 03:11:58 UTC
What if it's all true?

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But George <3's nutty chicks... 19centconstable July 8 2011, 03:19:46 UTC
It still shouldn't be spoken of. Or at least not announced publicly. And that's at the very least.

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Private- Poor George greatlightother July 8 2011, 11:57:26 UTC
[So, so angry.] Don't believe her.

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greatlightother July 8 2011, 02:27:27 UTC
[Very, very low:] From who, Petronilla?

If you want to continue this charade of pregnancy, then do so. But you have to deal with the consequences.

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damesuccubus July 8 2011, 03:13:22 UTC
Who do you think, Svetlana? I'm not an idiot.

How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a charade? Open your eyes and see what's in front of you, warden!

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Private greatlightother July 8 2011, 13:53:38 UTC
I can see. And I can see that you're not pregnant. You might think you are.

Didn't you just tell me the other day that you had spent time as a ghost?

Don't be so stupid.

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Private damesuccubus July 8 2011, 14:05:51 UTC
It is more than just mere thinking, Svetlana. I am ill in the morning and I have not had any of my cleansings since being here. I may have spent time as a ghost, but I obviously returned to the same body.

Don't tell me what I can and cannot feel.

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helpmejeeves July 8 2011, 07:38:55 UTC
[A Damsel is in Distress. The Wooster Code has a thing or two to say about such things. A preux chevalier wouldn't just ignore a sick woman pleading for help. Even if she is a bit Aunt-like.]

Pardon me, miss, sorry to butt in like this, but you know how it is, I couldn't help but to overhear...

...Is there something you need assistance with?

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Private greatlightother July 8 2011, 11:55:36 UTC
Don't give her the attention. She's fine.

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Private helpmejeeves July 9 2011, 06:20:49 UTC
[Oh dear, one filly asking for help, another asking him to go away. He is so confused.]

She...says she needs medical help... [He says very tentatively. It's times like these that he wishes that the Wooster Code permitted strategic running away.]

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Private greatlightother July 9 2011, 11:58:15 UTC
She doesn't. I'm her warden. I'm taking care of it.

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Re: private damesuccubus July 8 2011, 13:25:39 UTC
I'm surprised more people haven't jumped to the same conclusion. You two are terribly obvious.

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Re: private damesuccubus July 8 2011, 13:46:33 UTC
Oh, I don't care whether or not her little tryst with you has taken away attention from me. Let her be a trollop, what do I care? No, it's that she won't believe me when I say I'm with child. I suffer in earnest, but does she care? Does she?

At least now I've gotten her attention.

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failedcreator July 8 2011, 12:09:52 UTC
Vile woman, you ought not to speak such lies regarding the noble Sveta!

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damesuccubus July 8 2011, 13:26:37 UTC
She's only noble until she's your warden.

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failedcreator July 8 2011, 13:43:45 UTC
She is noble in all ways. I will not stand for such filthy slander.

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damesuccubus July 8 2011, 13:47:50 UTC
It's not slander if it's true.

Besides, what will you do to me? Will you beat me to silence me? Me, a woman carrying a child?

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