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damesuccubus

1. petronilla introduces herself

Apr 13, 2011 10:13

[Since Petronilla is illiterate and vain, she's spent the last day trying to figure out how to use the video function on the communication device. She finally turns it on and looks triumphantly into the camera - well, half-triumphantly, because she's pointing it at a spot just above her shoulder - but you can see her face and and the neat folds of ( Read more... )

a lying liar who lies, wimple wibble, faking a pregnancy for fun and profit, pay attention to me

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[Private] - still video damesuccubus April 13 2011, 14:53:12 UTC

[Ooooh, attention from a man! Petronilla's favourite. She smiles politely and nods her head.]

I am with child. [Gratuitous tummy pat.]

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[Private] - still video damesuccubus April 13 2011, 17:25:23 UTC

Imprisonment!

[Instead of huffing and throwing a hissy fit, Petronilla cradles her stomach and wibbles her lip a little.]

The year....the Year of Our Lord 1362.

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Video gloriesinchaos April 13 2011, 14:26:30 UTC

You and whatever parasites you might have chosen to bring with you are dead, dear, and now you are the prisoners of the Barge for the amusement of the Admiral. Welcome to the madhouse.

Video damesuccubus April 13 2011, 14:55:38 UTC

[GASP. IT'S THE WATER DEVIL.]

The amusement - I shall not be kept caged for the amusement of anyone!

[Eris gets a semi-crazed smirk.]

You're to thank for the child, of course.

Re: Video gloriesinchaos April 13 2011, 14:59:10 UTC

[DUN DUN DUUUN. wait what.]

Oh? And who am I to be responsible for your unborn heir, exactly?

Video damesuccubus April 13 2011, 17:20:53 UTC

You are the lady in the spring, of course. The one who heard my prayers.

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[video] young_idealist April 13 2011, 14:34:45 UTC

I'm very sorry, madame.

[video] damesuccubus April 13 2011, 14:56:50 UTC

A Frenchman. Tell me, do you wear multi-coloured hose and conduct yourself as an idiot as well, or was that just my husband upon returning from France?

[video] young_idealist April 13 2011, 14:58:40 UTC

I don't personally, no. That sounds like court practices in the distant past, though. I wear a coat and trousers and boots like any decent man would.

[video] damesuccubus April 13 2011, 17:19:54 UTC

Trousers?

[A pause.]

Let me see these trousers.

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Video cauchemal April 13 2011, 14:51:44 UTC

[Congratulations on pushing Mal's buttons like a boss, Petronilla.]

Oh, this is just -- I am so sorry, madame. You've been brought here by a being that calls himself the Admiral and he ... seems to have used you very poorly indeed.

Video damesuccubus April 13 2011, 15:00:08 UTC

[Well, at least it's a French woman instead of a French man. Petronilla can respect a lady.]

Then this Admiral is no different then most men, my good lady.

Video cauchemal April 13 2011, 15:09:38 UTC

That is certainly true. And please, call me Mal.

Video damesuccubus April 13 2011, 17:21:59 UTC

Mal. [No title. Hmn. Must be a servant.]

I am the lady Petronilla de Vilers.

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Video thestrongwin April 13 2011, 16:10:04 UTC

You're with child. Interesting.

Video damesuccubus April 13 2011, 17:23:11 UTC

Yes, I have been blessed with child. An heir - a boy, of course. I am not some girl breeder.

Video thestrongwin April 13 2011, 17:24:00 UTC

An important distinction, of course.

Video damesuccubus April 13 2011, 17:33:47 UTC

Very important, as I am a woman of high birth and not some filth that crawled her way up from the gutters of London.

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