Any comments on my resume? I'm aiming for a plain CS job or one doing quantitave analysis for science/finance/etc. Gotta be Chicago, LA, or the Bay Area. Comments/suggestions? (yeah right, you are all lazy hoes!)

Objective: A position in systems analysis, programming, or computational modeling in ( Read more... )

Finance is neat. It's nice to be able to purchase the restricted right to choose whether or not to promise to exchange the United States's promise (made in March) nto pay me x amount in 2022, for y dollars in March ( Read more... )

I just learned that Wilco was playing in Madison last night, not three blocks from where I lie sleeping like a lamer. Not fair!

It's SO fucking tiresome. And so inefficient. I can barely stand to look at a dozen places... when there are hundreds out there waiting. I feel exhausted after just visiting three or four. If the three special-seeming apartments I have left turn out to suck, I might just kill a man....

There is something exceedingly creepy about livejournal, it seems to be moving into my dream life.

This morning I woke up -- at 5 AM! -- from a nightmare. About, strangely, getting terribly drunk, blacking out, and waking up with a terrible terrible hangover. Most of the dream involved me unsuccessfully trying to feel better through the time- ( Read more... )

Damn, breaking into cars -- at least older ones like mine -- is amazingly easy. It took the towing people 50 cents worth of supplies -- a big piece of thick plastic and a long piece of thin plastic, like you use for packing -- and about 20 seconds to open it up. Not that I'm considering grand theft auto, but that's the last time I ever trust ( Read more... )

In a brilliant move, I somehow managed to lock my keys in my car, at the worst possible fucking time. It's 8am, raining heavily, and I'm parked in a loading zone.

Naturally my piece-of-shit fucking cellphone died yesterday. I had to search the building for grad students to beg to let me into my office...

FUCK!

This Livejournal thing is cute.... perfectly suited for the web, nice one-way communication. You should be able to have a group account, for short, running commentary, kinda like a single BBS thread. Maybe livejournal or something already has this feature, I am waaay to lazy today to find out ( Read more... )