Hows everyone doing? Im doing pretty good. And I bet no one gives a crap. So tomorrows the fourth of July and im back in NYC. Good stuff, good stuff. If theres any LADIES that wanna hang out tomorrow let me know ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is my boy Carson's birthday. The BIG 30 !
You bet your asses we're throwing him a party . So hey if you want to come and youre in New York, come. It should be fun ( Read more... )

So finally after being begged and cried to by Carson and Ashlee I got one of these things. If you dont know who I am, I run your favorite show Total Request Live. Yes I said run it. Don't listen to anything Carson says. Okay maybe its time for me to shut my mouth. Im going to get my ass fired. He tells me he has the power to do such things, so I ( Read more... )

I'm SOOO much HOTTER than Carson, right?

-Clears throat- Any single ladies?