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Bam and Novak came back in the hotel room about 5 minutes after all the Finn’s left.
“Where the hell are they?” Novak asked annoyed.
“it’s not like Ville to not call me.” Bam said. His phone rang. Bam looked at the caller ID and saw it was Ville. “Hey babe where are you?” Bam asked.
“Uh Bam promise you wont get mad.” Ville said.
“Baby, that’s never a good way to start off a conversation.” Bam told him. Ville sighed.
“Promise me.” Ville told him.
“I promise.” Bam grumbled.
“Okay, well Abby is an emotional wreck so Andy had the great idea to-”
“STOP RIGHT THERE!” Ville flinched holding the telephone away from his ear. Everyone was looking at him as they walked. “ANDY MCCOY CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA? VILLE WHAT IS THE IDEA.” Bam screamed.
“Bammie calm down, Sweetheart. Think of your blood pressure.” Ville told him.
“VILLE HERMANNI VALO!”
“Okay so we’re going to get high and drunk cause it will help.” he told him in a low voice.
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?’ Bam screamed just like April would have.
“Bammie we’re just-”
“VILLE SHE’S 16! YOU BETTER NOT GIVE HER ANYTHING!” Bam yelled. Abby grabbed the phone out of Ville’s hands.
“Know what, jackass, I am going to smoke pot. I am going to get shit tossed. YOU are not going to stop me. YOU never were there to stop me so let’s pretend you’re still not there. NOW if you come to his house I will NOT talk to you. I will set your house on fire and I’ll do a lot of other stuff.” Abby warned him. “You got it?” she asked. There was silence.
“I’m coming to get you.” then the line went dead. They had just arrived at Jonne’s house.
“He fucking hung up on me.” she stated annoyed. Ville grabbed his phone.
“You think of that! He is going to kill us!” Ville screamed. Abby looked at Ville with a cold stare.
“No he wont.” she turned to Jonne. Lock the doors, close the shades, lock the windows, and do you have a base ball bat?” she asked. Jonne looked at her a little frightened.
“I’m with Ville.” Jonne said nervously.
“What?” Abby asked confused.
“Bam is going to try to kill us.” Jonne told her. She rolled her eyes and grabbed them
“C’mon you need and illegal substance in you body. Let’s go kids. C’mon.” She pushed them all into the living room and opened the window a crack. Andy was rolling well the rest sat in random places.
“I feel young again.” Ville sighed. Abby shook her head.
“Ville, I hate to break it to you but you’re still young.” She informed him. Ville thought for a second and smiled.
“Oh yeah. Well I feel old sometimes. Actually not a lot. I confuse myself.” Ville scratched his head. Andy held up three 50 blunts and two bowls.
“I think we have enough.” he stated. Abby nodded.
“Yeah looks like enough.” She grabbed a blunt and handed it to Ville. He looked confused. “Ville, you can have light that and you’ll share it with me. They can have the rest. Okay?” she asked. Ville nodded a little shaky. She sighed. “Ville, I’m not putting per pressure on you. If you don’t want to be a dope and do dope then…don’t.” Abby told him. Ville put it to his lips and flicked his Zippo lighting the substance. He took a deep drag and coughed a little. Abby shook her head and took it from him Inhaling it with ease. Three puffs and she handed it to the now none chocking Ville. This went on until the blunt dwindled down to an ‘oach. By then Abby was in her own world muttering to herself. Just as it was snubbed out a loud banging came from the front door.
“THE COPS ARE COMING TO KIL US! I’M TO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL!” Abby screamed grabbing onto the high Jonne and holding him as if her life depended on it. Jonne looked at her shocked.
“Are we really going to go to jail? I am to pretty. They’ll stick it up my bum.” he whispered. Andy, the only one who could handle his pot, rolled his eyes.
“You all stay calm.” he told them going to answer the door. All the Finn’s bunched close together. They heard the door open.
“WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE!?!” Bam screamed. Abby shrieked.
“I’M GOING TO JAIL!” She hopped out of Jonne’s arms and ran into the bathroom jumping in the bathtub and turning on the shower. She sat there talking to herself in a low whisper. She hear the door open and the shower curtain was thrown back. Novak looked down at her and sighed. He shut off the water and went to grab a towel. He came back and pulled her put of the tub and wrapped a towel around her.
“Is he going to send me to jail?” she asked in a sad voice. Novak sat on the floor and pulled her down on his lap. He caressed her cheek and shook his head.
“No, babe, you’re not going to jail.” he told her. Abby yawned and laid her head on his chest. “He’s really mad, babe.” Abby stayed silent. Novak looked down and saw her staring at the tiles on the floor. “Abby, try to sober up some.” She stayed staring making Novak sigh once again. “I cant believe you. You act crazy and you know what I’m not mad at all. It makes me love you more.” he kissed her forehead. Abby started giggling for no apparent reason. Novak tried to quiet her down but failed. The bathroom door burst open and the pissed off Bam was now in the picture. Abby looked up at him and waved.
“Hi daddy.” she started giggling and Bam shot Novak a ‘What the FUCK’ look. Novak shrugged and helped Abby stand up.
“Abby you are in so much trouble.” Bam told her. She started giggling harder.
“Bam, now is not the time to talk to her. She’s off her rocker.” Novak told him trying to hold the stumbling child still. Bam sighed and picked her up. She wrapped her arms around his neck and smiled.
“LOOK I GREW!” she yelled giggling. Bam gave her a confused look and sighed. She yawned. “I’M SO TIRED!” She yawned. Bam brushed a strand of hair out of her eyes.
“I’m going to take you back to the hotel room and we’ll talk in the morning, okay sweetie?” Bam said. Abby nodded weakly and waved half assed at the Finn’s who sat around. She rested her head on Bam’s shoulder and that was that last thing she remembered.