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Soooo I am writting as always. I write far to much. I have like ten stories that I'm working on. I cant stay focused on one so like I do ten at once. Rad.
“BRANDON NOVAK IS MY FATHER?” Renee screamed her face had a look of disgust on it.
“Yes and you have to go live with him. I just cant deal with you anymore.” Liz said, Renee’s mom.
“When am I going?” Renee asked.
“In about three hours so go pack.” Liz told her. Renee went up stairs. She throws all her clothes in a bag and then threw all her other shit in her messenger bag. So she has a trash bag full of clothes and a messenger bag full of stuff.
“Renee get your ass down here it’s time to go.” Liz yelled. *love you to* Renee thought. She walked down the stairs and saw a taxi. Liz handed her $50 dollars and a plane ticket then walked away. *great $50 dollars* Renee walked outside and jumped in the cab. Liz had already paid in advanced so she got out and went to look for when her flight left. It was boarding then so she ran to her terminal and got on the plane. A few people shot her glances seeing she was only 17 and traveling alone. She sighed and put on her headphones. She soon fell asleep and awoke when the plane landed. She walked off the plane adjusting her outfit a little.
She looked around and grabbed her bag from the conveyor belt. She then went to look for someone to take her home. Of course Liz didn’t call anyone to come pick her up so Renee went out side and told the cab to take her as close to Castle Bam as possible with $50 bucks, The cabbie agreed and drove her all the way there well down the road a mile but still close enough. *at least it’s not raining* Renee thought as she walked up the hill. It then started raining heavily soaking her clothes.
“JUST FUCKING GREAT!” Renee yelled. She made it to the castle in about 10 minutes and jumped the fence. She walked up the drive and took a deep breath before knocking on the door. She waited a few minutes but no one answered and she kept getting wet. She kicked the door really hard and she heard someone move. The door opened and a shirtless Bam Margera appeared.
“Who the hell are you?” he asked. Renee realized it was 6:00 in the morning on Saturday.
“I’m Renee and I was wondering if I could meet Brandon Novak.” she said. Bam looked at her and sighed.
“Sorry kid but Novak’s sleeping.” Bam was about to shut the door but Renee stuck her foot in it.
“But I’m his daughter.” she told him. Bam tried to shut the door again.
“I have my birth certificate.” Bam suddenly seemed more interested. Renee pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Bam. He looked it over and open the door.
“I think you should come in.” he told her. Renee walked into the house and looked around. There was definitely a party there last night. Beer bottles and cans littered the floor and many people were passed out.
“Sorry ‘bout the mess. Party last night.” bam said stepping over a passed out Raab.
“No problem.” Renee told him. Bam led her to a kitchen where April was making food and organizing huge piles of clothes.
“Hey Ape.” Ape turned and handed him a cup of coffee and two pills. She handed Renee a cup and two pills without looking at her.
“Um what are these for?” Renee asked looking at the two pills Ape had just gave her.
“Did I just hear Flagpoles voice?” someone yelled.
“Tits?” Renee asked looking around. A girl the same age came in and looked at Renee.
“What the fuck are you doing here flagpoles?” the girl Renee called Tits asked.
“Well Brandon’s my dad.” Renee told her.
“What were sisters?” Tits asked surprised.
“Other Brandon.” Bam told his daughter.
“Dico’s a dad?” Tits asked.
“No, Tor Novak.” Bam said. Tor’s mouth dropped.
“You poor thing.” Tor said shaking her head. Renee smiled.
“wait you know each other?” Bam asked. Tor rolled her eyes.
“Remember I use to live in Revere? Well this is Renee my best friend.” Tor explained. Bam smiled.
“This is all weird very weird.” he said. He then let his head hit the counter Tor got close to his ear and yelled well screamed in it. Renee laughed a little then realized she was soaked.
“Tor where the fucks your room I’m soaked.” Renee asked. Tor grabbed her and pulled her up the stairs. She opened the door to see a black room with green well lime green trim and lime green furniture then band posters everywhere.
“Holy hell nice room.” Renee said throwing her bag on the bed and changing-
Victoria smiled and got dressed to.
“It’s been forever since I’ve last seen you.” Renee said.
“Yeah a whole two months.” Tor sighed. Renee suddenly tackled her best friend into a hug.
“OMG you’re touching people!” Tor said amazed. Renee smiled a little.
“Yeah. I hug occasionally now.” Renee told her.
“AW.” Bam was standing in the door. You both flipped him off.
“Novak’s awake he’s just busy with last nights chick.” Bam told the two girls. Renee got up and went down the hall to Novak’s bedroom she opened the door and jumped n the bed.
“Hey Daddy. Long time no see.” she said. The girl screamed a little and ran out with her clothes.
“Who the fuck are you?” Novak asked covering himself with a sheet.
“Well DAD. I’m you DAUGHTER.” she told him yawning.
“What the fuck? BAM!” Novak yelled. Bam came walking into the room.
“What?” he asked
“Who the hell is this?” Novak asked pissed off.
“Well Life Partner that is your daughter.” Bam told him. Novak let it sink in.
“Are you sure?” he asked. Bam pulled out her birth certificate and handed it to Novak. He read it over and then looked up.
“I have a kid.” he said softly. Renee rolled her eyes.
“Wow you have a kid.” she got up annoyed now and walked downstairs well almost walked she fell the last five steps.
“Oops.” she said getting up.
“Are you okay sweetheart?” someone asked. Renee turned and saw her idol Ville Valo looking at her.
“Uh fine.” she said blushing a little.
“Ah figures Renee meets Ville.” Tor said coming out of the kitchen. Renee flipped her off.
“You’re names Renee?” Ville asked she nodded a little. He smiled.
“Are you shy?” he asked. Tor rolled her eyes.
“No she’s just obsessed with your band worse then my dad.” Tor told him. Ville smiled.
“More then Bam-Bam? Wow that’s hard to believe.” Ville said chuckling.
“yeah I know everything about you guys.” she told him blushing when Ville smiled.
“Really we should host a quiz game show thing. Where’s Bam?” Ville asked.
“Right here.” Bam said appearing in the room.
“Renee claims to know more about HIM then you.” Ville told him. Bam grinned evilly.
“You really think you know more about HIM then me?” Bam asked.
“NO I don’t think that. I know it.” Renee told him. Bam smiled.
“I like you.” he said making them all laugh.
“Where’s Novak?” Renee asked.
“he’s showering and getting dressed.” Bam told her.
“Okay cool.” Renee yawned a little.
“When did you last sleep?” Ville asked. Renee shrugged.
“You can have my bed.” before Renee could protest Ville was pulling her upstairs.
“I cant sleep in your bed you look like you haven’t slept in ages either.” Renee pointed out.
“I can sleep in Bam’s room.” Ville said.
“No this is your bed. I will not sleep in your bed and have you sleep on someone else’s.” Renee told him. Ville thought.
“Well then lets both sleep on it.” he said.
“Okay.” Renee took off her pants and crawled into bed. Ville took of his shirt and pants.
“Give me your shirt.” Renee commanded. Ville did. Renee took off hers and replaced it with Ville’s. Ville smiled and crawled into bed.
“I cuddle in my sleep.” Ville warned. Renee moved closer.
“That’s okay.“ Ville pulled her closer and she rested her head on his chests. They both fell asleep content with life.
“BRANDON NOVAK IS MY FATHER?” Renee screamed her face had a look of disgust on it.
“Yes and you have to go live with him. I just cant deal with you anymore.” Liz said, Renee’s mom.
“When am I going?” Renee asked.
“In about three hours so go pack.” Liz told her. Renee went up stairs. She throws all her clothes in a bag and then threw all her other shit in her messenger bag. So she has a trash bag full of clothes and a messenger bag full of stuff.
“Renee get your ass down here it’s time to go.” Liz yelled. *love you to* Renee thought. She walked down the stairs and saw a taxi. Liz handed her $50 dollars and a plane ticket then walked away. *great $50 dollars* Renee walked outside and jumped in the cab. Liz had already paid in advanced so she got out and went to look for when her flight left. It was boarding then so she ran to her terminal and got on the plane. A few people shot her glances seeing she was only 17 and traveling alone. She sighed and put on her headphones. She soon fell asleep and awoke when the plane landed. She walked off the plane adjusting her outfit a little.
She looked around and grabbed her bag from the conveyor belt. She then went to look for someone to take her home. Of course Liz didn’t call anyone to come pick her up so Renee went out side and told the cab to take her as close to Castle Bam as possible with $50 bucks, The cabbie agreed and drove her all the way there well down the road a mile but still close enough. *at least it’s not raining* Renee thought as she walked up the hill. It then started raining heavily soaking her clothes.
“JUST FUCKING GREAT!” Renee yelled. She made it to the castle in about 10 minutes and jumped the fence. She walked up the drive and took a deep breath before knocking on the door. She waited a few minutes but no one answered and she kept getting wet. She kicked the door really hard and she heard someone move. The door opened and a shirtless Bam Margera appeared.
“Who the hell are you?” he asked. Renee realized it was 6:00 in the morning on Saturday.
“I’m Renee and I was wondering if I could meet Brandon Novak.” she said. Bam looked at her and sighed.
“Sorry kid but Novak’s sleeping.” Bam was about to shut the door but Renee stuck her foot in it.
“But I’m his daughter.” she told him. Bam tried to shut the door again.
“I have my birth certificate.” Bam suddenly seemed more interested. Renee pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Bam. He looked it over and open the door.
“I think you should come in.” he told her. Renee walked into the house and looked around. There was definitely a party there last night. Beer bottles and cans littered the floor and many people were passed out.
“Sorry ‘bout the mess. Party last night.” bam said stepping over a passed out Raab.
“No problem.” Renee told him. Bam led her to a kitchen where April was making food and organizing huge piles of clothes.
“Hey Ape.” Ape turned and handed him a cup of coffee and two pills. She handed Renee a cup and two pills without looking at her.
“Um what are these for?” Renee asked looking at the two pills Ape had just gave her.
“Did I just hear Flagpoles voice?” someone yelled.
“Tits?” Renee asked looking around. A girl the same age came in and looked at Renee.
“What the fuck are you doing here flagpoles?” the girl Renee called Tits asked.
“Well Brandon’s my dad.” Renee told her.
“What were sisters?” Tits asked surprised.
“Other Brandon.” Bam told his daughter.
“Dico’s a dad?” Tits asked.
“No, Tor Novak.” Bam said. Tor’s mouth dropped.
“You poor thing.” Tor said shaking her head. Renee smiled.
“wait you know each other?” Bam asked. Tor rolled her eyes.
“Remember I use to live in Revere? Well this is Renee my best friend.” Tor explained. Bam smiled.
“This is all weird very weird.” he said. He then let his head hit the counter Tor got close to his ear and yelled well screamed in it. Renee laughed a little then realized she was soaked.
“Tor where the fucks your room I’m soaked.” Renee asked. Tor grabbed her and pulled her up the stairs. She opened the door to see a black room with green well lime green trim and lime green furniture then band posters everywhere.
“Holy hell nice room.” Renee said throwing her bag on the bed and changing-
Victoria smiled and got dressed to.
“It’s been forever since I’ve last seen you.” Renee said.
“Yeah a whole two months.” Tor sighed. Renee suddenly tackled her best friend into a hug.
“OMG you’re touching people!” Tor said amazed. Renee smiled a little.
“Yeah. I hug occasionally now.” Renee told her.
“AW.” Bam was standing in the door. You both flipped him off.
“Novak’s awake he’s just busy with last nights chick.” Bam told the two girls. Renee got up and went down the hall to Novak’s bedroom she opened the door and jumped n the bed.
“Hey Daddy. Long time no see.” she said. The girl screamed a little and ran out with her clothes.
“Who the fuck are you?” Novak asked covering himself with a sheet.
“Well DAD. I’m you DAUGHTER.” she told him yawning.
“What the fuck? BAM!” Novak yelled. Bam came walking into the room.
“What?” he asked
“Who the hell is this?” Novak asked pissed off.
“Well Life Partner that is your daughter.” Bam told him. Novak let it sink in.
“Are you sure?” he asked. Bam pulled out her birth certificate and handed it to Novak. He read it over and then looked up.
“I have a kid.” he said softly. Renee rolled her eyes.
“Wow you have a kid.” she got up annoyed now and walked downstairs well almost walked she fell the last five steps.
“Oops.” she said getting up.
“Are you okay sweetheart?” someone asked. Renee turned and saw her idol Ville Valo looking at her.
“Uh fine.” she said blushing a little.
“Ah figures Renee meets Ville.” Tor said coming out of the kitchen. Renee flipped her off.
“You’re names Renee?” Ville asked she nodded a little. He smiled.
“Are you shy?” he asked. Tor rolled her eyes.
“No she’s just obsessed with your band worse then my dad.” Tor told him. Ville smiled.
“More then Bam-Bam? Wow that’s hard to believe.” Ville said chuckling.
“yeah I know everything about you guys.” she told him blushing when Ville smiled.
“Really we should host a quiz game show thing. Where’s Bam?” Ville asked.
“Right here.” Bam said appearing in the room.
“Renee claims to know more about HIM then you.” Ville told him. Bam grinned evilly.
“You really think you know more about HIM then me?” Bam asked.
“NO I don’t think that. I know it.” Renee told him. Bam smiled.
“I like you.” he said making them all laugh.
“Where’s Novak?” Renee asked.
“he’s showering and getting dressed.” Bam told her.
“Okay cool.” Renee yawned a little.
“When did you last sleep?” Ville asked. Renee shrugged.
“You can have my bed.” before Renee could protest Ville was pulling her upstairs.
“I cant sleep in your bed you look like you haven’t slept in ages either.” Renee pointed out.
“I can sleep in Bam’s room.” Ville said.
“No this is your bed. I will not sleep in your bed and have you sleep on someone else’s.” Renee told him. Ville thought.
“Well then lets both sleep on it.” he said.
“Okay.” Renee took off her pants and crawled into bed. Ville took of his shirt and pants.
“Give me your shirt.” Renee commanded. Ville did. Renee took off hers and replaced it with Ville’s. Ville smiled and crawled into bed.
“I cuddle in my sleep.” Ville warned. Renee moved closer.
“That’s okay.“ Ville pulled her closer and she rested her head on his chests. They both fell asleep content with life.