so my roommate doesn't like to close the door when she uses the bathroom.

[an_argument]

i don't want to hear you blow dry your hair. i don't want to hear your crappy radio that you play while you're in the shower. i don't want to hear you talk to yourself while you dye your hair. or smell the hair dye, for that matter. and most of all, i don't want to hear your bodily noises in the middle of the night. close. the. door

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[never_here]

That's pretty disrespectful of her, it's not hard to close the bathroom door when using it.
But your use of wording with "ropy streams of urine" makes me giggle, thanks for that.

[rdfreak]

I totally agree!
It saddens me to read about all these disrespectful housemates in this comm. :( I feel like saying "just get out of there!" but I know it's not always convenient. :(