BEST NIGHT FOREVER
anonymous
December 7 2005, 05:33:01 UTC
OMG. quite possibly the best lj entry ever.
EV-ER.
EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!
i was crackin up for FOR-EV-ER. however, i have my own comments to make: 1. aj + me = NOT aw! 2. me in the time out that I GAVE TO MYSELF CUZ IM A RETARD = sexxxxx 3. me on the gas station floor after u hit me in the head w a door for the SECOND time in my life = even more sexxxxx 4. jilly = my bitch forever 5. MOI was the one who did not "push" your face into the sand, but tackled you into the sand. gimme props where they're due, woman! 6. you forgot the drive to you know who's house. HIS house. THE house. the tiniest effin house ever made that is 7. jilly = disgusting obese death
and, last but not least......
i miss the babe mobile! *sigh* that was the best night, i must say. goodbye old friend....GOODBYE!
hmmm how about: A) i look terrible in 75% of those pictures. B) you DO complain so you CANNOT join the gang unless.. i dont know i think of that later. C) amanda hitting her face on the window was the funniest thing i have seen in like... years. D)me and jamie have the coolest gang E)i cant believe you drove to malibu on PCH F) one of thee best nights ever.
a)you do not, dummy b)im gonna start my OWN gang and jamie will HAVE to join me cause shes my cousin and likes me better...yeahhhh c)anytime amanda gets hurt is the funniest time of my life d)correction:ME and jamie are gonna have the coolest gang e)ME NEITHER!! lauren=WAY skilled f)well obviously...you drove along all night in a ghetto ass ford van...why WOULDNT that be one of the best nights ever?
correction filthy whoresi_bleed_4_youDecember 8 2005, 04:59:55 UTC
c) anytime amanda gets hurt is the worst time of the world's life! basically when LAUREN gets humiliated, hurt, or turned down by mr brenner is the funniest thing ever. oh, wait.......that happens every day. OH BURN!
i cant believe i refered to myself in the third person.....
Re: correction filthy whoresdamn_the_man3December 8 2005, 05:57:48 UTC
MR BRENNER HAS NEVER TURNED ME DOWN!!!! EVER!!!!
actually, i went into the office today and got stopped by the ENTIRE office staff...they were like "that thing you made mr brenner was SO great! he was so proud of it...he came in and read it to all of us...he really loved it..."
1. Your obsession with you know who and Amanda's obsession with the other you know who are bordering on dangerous. "Dangerous" meaning that you are both in grave danger of me losing it one day and pulling the whole "hanged, drawn, and quartered" thing on you, then setting Shannon and Lilly on you, then telling Mr. Brenner and Mr. Gopen all of your agonizing and disgusting and embarassing secrets, then tarring and feathering you, and then, finally, for the grand finale, I will guillotine Bam as you watch five feet away, tied to a spiked pole, and then I will lock Amanda in a cage right on the border of Mexico so that she can always see it but never enter it again. Would THAT make you stop?
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EV-ER.
EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!
i was crackin up for FOR-EV-ER. however, i have my own comments to make:
1. aj + me = NOT aw!
2. me in the time out that I GAVE TO MYSELF CUZ IM A RETARD = sexxxxx
3. me on the gas station floor after u hit me in the head w a door for the SECOND time in my life = even more sexxxxx
4. jilly = my bitch forever
5. MOI was the one who did not "push" your face into the sand, but tackled you into the sand. gimme props where they're due, woman!
6. you forgot the drive to you know who's house. HIS house. THE house. the tiniest effin house ever made that is
7. jilly = disgusting obese death
and, last but not least......
i miss the babe mobile! *sigh* that was the best night, i must say. goodbye old friend....GOODBYE!
- ur fav mexican
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you suck. amen.
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A) i look terrible in 75% of those pictures.
B) you DO complain so you CANNOT join the gang unless.. i dont know i think of that later.
C) amanda hitting her face on the window was the funniest thing i have seen in like... years.
D)me and jamie have the coolest gang
E)i cant believe you drove to malibu on PCH
F) one of thee best nights ever.
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a)you do not, dummy
b)im gonna start my OWN gang and jamie will HAVE to join me cause shes my cousin and likes me better...yeahhhh
c)anytime amanda gets hurt is the funniest time of my life
d)correction:ME and jamie are gonna have the coolest gang
e)ME NEITHER!! lauren=WAY skilled
f)well obviously...you drove along all night in a ghetto ass ford van...why WOULDNT that be one of the best nights ever?
HUGS!
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i cant believe i refered to myself in the third person.....
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actually, i went into the office today and got stopped by the ENTIRE office staff...they were like "that thing you made mr brenner was SO great! he was so proud of it...he came in and read it to all of us...he really loved it..."
so basically, I WIN! and he loves me...FOREVER!
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1. Your obsession with you know who and Amanda's obsession with the other you know who are bordering on dangerous. "Dangerous" meaning that you are both in grave danger of me losing it one day and pulling the whole "hanged, drawn, and quartered" thing on you, then setting Shannon and Lilly on you, then telling Mr. Brenner and Mr. Gopen all of your agonizing and disgusting and embarassing secrets, then tarring and feathering you, and then, finally, for the grand finale, I will guillotine Bam as you watch five feet away, tied to a spiked pole, and then I will lock Amanda in a cage right on the border of Mexico so that she can always see it but never enter it again.
Would THAT make you stop?
2. Um ... I forget.
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and a delicious side dish.
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ew.
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amazing
do you realize how much I love that mug
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