Comments | damn_the_man3: how will i break the news to you?

damn_the_man3

how will i break the news to you?

Apr 25, 2006 22:46

Number of chocolate milk bottles consumed: 1 a day...ive SO cut down ( Read more... )

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i really jealous i didnt get to go bowling. like, you dont even know. cmon_microphone April 26 2006, 06:05:32 UTC

OMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGGGGI KNEW YOU WOULD LLOVE IT;.

you never called me back, hoebag. but do you want to hang out this weekend?

love,
evan's 2nd favorite person (it's a coveted postion and i'm easily replaced.)

Re: i really jealous i didnt get to go bowling. like, you dont even know. damn_the_man3 May 4 2006, 01:58:59 UTC

...i loved hanging with you this weekend...twice.

ps...ms elhabr LOVES YOU. you so should have come to nda.

Re: i really jealous i didnt get to go bowling. like, you dont even know. cmon_microphone May 10 2006, 02:22:12 UTC

dont say things like that to me! i secretly regret not going to nda! shhh!

3sunshine3 April 26 2006, 14:38:55 UTC

why does my dragon look like he's farting my signature? oh, well...

PS: LAURENSMELLSANDTASTESLIKEMOLDYSOCKS. HA!

damn_the_man3 May 4 2006, 01:59:45 UTC

SHANNONISFATANDUGLYANDSCARYANDWHENIAMCURSEDWITHCHILDRENIAMGOINGTOKEEPTHEMAWAYFROMHERBECAUSESHEHASTHEDEVILWITHINHERSOUL.

love you.

anonymous April 27 2006, 01:04:25 UTC

So.....it's official. I went to the doctor today, and I definitely have it. IT.

The sabes.

My life is officially over. THANKS FOR GIVING ME AN STD, PUNK. THANKS A LOT.

In other news....you all look gorgeous in that picture of the three of you! I want it. It's going to go up in my dorm so that I can look at it and laugh because you'll all be freezing on the east coast (Well, Allison....Wisconsin isn't east coast, but it's Wisconsin. Hah.) while I will be sitting in the nice sunny arboretum eating my In n Out burger and watching all of the bikes go by. HAH. HAH.

..........HAH.

damn_the_man3 May 4 2006, 02:00:35 UTC

jackie...sign INTO LJ,you fruit.

oh wait, i mean, you AGG.

ucdavis...BAH! so not as cool as the WILDCATS!

*makes wildcat sound*

...dude, im so damn hot.

nvr4get2laugh April 27 2006, 01:26:46 UTC

Number of times you realized Erin is the coolest person ever: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

The End. And I hate you because you're living.

But you redeemed yourself somewhat with those ohhh so amazing pictures. You're just sooo ganster. For sure.

damn_the_man3 May 4 2006, 02:01:17 UTC

"i hate you because youre living?"

...do you mean LEAVING, dumbshit?

...what a fat kid.

LOVE YOU.

nvr4get2laugh May 4 2006, 02:48:25 UTC

ohhh oops.
well OBVIOUSLY I don't have you for living....good CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS.
LOVE YOUUUU.

damn_the_man3 May 4 2006, 04:09:57 UTC

i dont "have" you for living?

jeeeeeeeeeesus. you cant spell.

but youre still pretty cool.

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WHOA. whoa. anonymous April 30 2006, 15:40:37 UTC

scuse me? no pictures of the every-man-wants-to-be-on lilly?? i guess you didnt want to be shown up by my everlasting beauty. good post anyways. cept you look like a russian whore in every picture. no biggie.

Re: WHOA. whoa. damn_the_man3 May 4 2006, 02:02:28 UTC

russian whores are hot and youre just jealous that your billious folds of fat would not fit onto my lj.

yeesh, shitbrains, i cant stand you sometimes.

aka i love you and am gonna miss you when i can no longer talk to you next year because you are going to the evil school of usc...

BAH.