Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe ( Read more... )

last night i was watchin this lil murder thing about how this marine was bludgeond to death by a fellow marine with a bat. the marine who commited the crime was extrememly intoxicated and was edged on by the victims roomate to hit him. the roomate contintued to taunt the fellow marine sayin you got beat up by a faggot. a faggot! as of 1993 gays ( Read more... )

I feel so unloved, friendless, and lonely

I have a good number of friends on this things but hardly anyone comments. Whats wrong with me?

-the fat ballerina

I talk too much, is there a cure for such a disease?

my legs kill and my toes are ouchies. dance is good so far but i am just so tired. for the first time in like ten yrs i took a nap. omg. it felt good. yeah i did part of this servey that jess did and i finish it later but one Q was what do you think your friends think of you. i dont know, my question to you, my friends, is:
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME?

PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS AS AN INSULT, I WOULDNT HAVE GONE THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE TO GET THIS INFORMATION IF I DIDNT CARE ABOUT YOU. PLEASE QUIT NOW! IF NOT FOR ME THEN FOR SOMEONE WHOM YOU REALLY LOVE ( Read more... )

eek! went to some salon to get my hair done, 40 big ones. but hey its very unique and no one will ever have the same hair style. kyle i will miss ur hair, i loved it long but now u dont have any and im afraid to see what you look like. what exactly compelled you to do that? crazy boy. thats what you are...crazy insane. but thats what makes u ( Read more... )

Its monday, I guess which I could call my first official day of summer vaca but it doesnt feel like it. Feels like I am skipping school. Tomorrow is the graduation mass, I am excited but really sad. Steve, I think I will miss the most. Because I really got to know him well and hes just so funny. Ill miss Lauren but we will hang and talk on the ( Read more... )

Friday was my last official day of school, and today, Saturday, is Pete's graduation day. Im very excited and happy for him as well as me, 8th grade was a pain in the butt. My graduation mass is this Tuesday and I am happy because I get to get my hair done which reminds me, I must look up hair styles to match the date of my dress, its a classic ( Read more... )

My two itos and etos jokes...I promise, there will be more!

1. What did itos and etos name their four children?

2. What do buritos, duritos, cheetos, and freetos have in common?

answers:
1. buritos, duritos, cheetos, and freetos
2. they all end in (eat-o's)