* Go to IMDB.com and look up 10 of your favorite movies.
* Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 10 picks.
* Have your friends guess the movie titles.

1) Planetary Alignment / Xenomorph / Crash Landing - Pitch Black
2) Tool Shed / Zombie Violence / Flower Shop - Shaun of the Dead
3) Galactic War / Fate of the Universe / Patricide - ( Read more... )

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripesheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the ( Read more... )

Brought to my attention by KakitaSeigi

This line has somehow managed to get past editors at CNN:

"Cheney posed for pictures with little girls while Liz Cheney* secured a doll with a Western cowboy hat and get-up."

Here's the full article

*Liz Cheney is the lesbian.

Awesome.


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"Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me." - Jason Isaacs

The new Grand Canyon Skywalk freaks me out just looking at the photos.

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Sometimes I wonder about these things...

I am smarter than 92.07% of the rest of the world.
Find out how smart you are.

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Is it just me, or are things so far gone that even if he were to stick a package of Alka-Seltzer with carbonated water and hold it in his mouth, that we still wouldn't fully believe what's coming out of Mr. Bush's mouth?